Gert

A Bristolian slang word meaning 'Big' or 'Very' etc.

Often said in a very Farmerish Bristolian accent by the slightly older generation.
1. Shut yer mouth you bloody gert bastard, you.

2. That was a gert Hippo.

3. Gert lush.
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The act of getting drunk and pissing off everyone around you, then burning a house down and riding a dirt bike.
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'Great' or 'very' in a dirty bristol accent.
'E took me behind the chip shop, and when 'e cum in I, it were gert lush.
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latin: Gert means "he who is strong with the spear"
Gert - meaning the name of a man - frequently used in the Netherlands
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Yo Johnny lemme gert those notes bro
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an abnormally large anus
This chick I just met had a GERT....
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To ejaculate seminal fluid multiple times in an abrupt and violent manner, often without regard for the well-being of others.
I gerted on her face.
They played rock-paper-scissors to gert on their knee.
Sometimes you just gotta gert.
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