Gerrymandering

When you get a hand job through your pocket.

My wife's cool with it as long as it's only gerrymandering.

by Dhddddd December 9, 2017

Gerrymandering

Son of a bitch! It’s spelled with a “G”? Mother.... Goddamnit Todd! You know, I spelled it right last time. Damnit!

Hym “Well shit... but I have spelled gerrymandering correctly in the past! Ok!? And I’m pretty sure there is a guitar playing term called jerrymandering. Anywho, you notice that the guy president of Hungary looks like a bloated version of that guy from NCIS? You see it? Look at his face! It’s fat NCIS guy! Hilarious!”

by Hym Iam November 9, 2022

gerrymandering

verb - manipulate the boundaries of (an electoral constituency) so as to favour one party or class.

The most infamous case of gerrymandering was in the 1956 election.

by licorice< August 15, 2021

Gerrymandering

The process where a man takes an ice cream scoop and runs it in between his balls and ass, collecting as much smegma as possible. Then. Puts the gathered smegma on ice cream of their choice

Man 1: hey, you tried that Gerrymandering like I told you about?
Man 2: yes! My wife LOVED it

by Fentaholic January 31, 2025