Gerontosbian

A lesbian who has a grandma fetish.

Sarah is a gerontosbian. She’s 40 and her girlfriend is 80.

by Shelburque November 18, 2018

gerontophile

Somone who is sexually attracted to an older person.

Megan: Rachel is 17 and she loves Martin so much.
Susan: He is 37 !
Megan: She is a gerontophile.

by Francessca123 January 22, 2010

Gerontophile

Someone who is sexually attracted or interested in an older person

A reverse pedophile

Moureen: Im in love with Mohammed Gubran

Layla: What a Gerontophile, he is literally in his mid fourties

by Ur moms lovers May 18, 2022

gerontology

The study of old people and how they become assholes, and get wrinkles and liver spots. Except of course for your grandparents who give you lots of money at christmas, unless they are assholes, or dead.

I want to get a degree in gerontology!

What the hell is that?

Its where I study old people.

Hey! Find out why gramps is an asshole all the time!

Old asshole wrinkle

by MudkipzHax0rx September 11, 2009

gerontosexual

Gerontosexual is the meaning to be nonsexual/sexually attracted to someone older than you, usually 2/3x. it IS, usually defined as the "elderly", but if you're 18+, and want to shoot for 40, go for it. No shame, no game. It should just stay a preference, but I guess if it's ONLY people older than you, I want to make sure it's non-mocking the lgbtq+, and just how you roll! (Btw daily reminder to harass any Zoophile <3)

"I found out I was Gerontosexual when I first met my history teacher from my junior freshman year". (someone 18+)

"What the fuck :skull:. That's disgusting but ok".

by Steven Ogg Fan-Boy January 28, 2022

Gerontolit

Books by, for, or about old people.

Gerontolit is going to be the Next Big Thing in publishing as the Baby Boom generation approaches senility. Cf. Kiddie Lit, Chick Lit, Women's Lit, Chicano Lit.

by lexomaniac October 22, 2011

geroty

A friggin donk that poops her pants 14 times a year

Oh dang, That geroty shat her shorts again

by Frank LaValley October 7, 2017