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gerbilling 

(vb) An imagined act, (obviously homophobic in origin) in which people (presumably gay men) engage in sexual thrills by inserting a live de-clawed gerbil into the anus of the other person (by the means of a tube). Urban legend asserts the frantic movement of the poor furry creature trying to escape causes sexual stimulation. Although the rumors of this practice have been around since the early 1980s, with thousands of Google references to this, not one documented case of the practice exists. Reference to "gerbilling" is nearly always done with knowledge that the tale is false; it is simply a malicious and hostile disparagement of gay people.
Out of all the internet references swearing to the veracity of gerbilling, it is telling that in almost instances, purveyors of the rumors are

>>>anonymous<<<

Anonoynmous peddling of trashy rumors meant to disparage is really chickenshit. It is about the lowest thing a person can do. (This entry is NOT ANONYNOMOUS -- if you have a problem with it, please feel free to contact me.)
gerbilling by Bill Peters November 17, 2006
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gerbaling 

The act, individual or collective of introducing into the human rectum, a live gerbal, usual an adult male for the purpose of gaining, directly or indirectly, sadistic and erotic gratification.
The inventor of the "J-tube" self-delivery system was an avid devotee of gerbaling.
gerbaling by Russell Clark March 14, 2004

gerbilling 

the act of stuffing a live gerbil up one's rear-end for sexual pleasure. Usually used with homosexual males
He guy, do you want to go gerbilling tonight?
gerbilling by Joel Trick January 9, 2003
When you scare a girbel into crawing into your ass from a tube that gets hot.

Very popular in san frisco
I asked him if he wanted to girbel then he knocked me out for being gay.
girbiling by SmokeyJ March 31, 2005

Gerbilization 

the horrible act of inserting a live gerbil into one's anus for sexual pleasure.
Sandra: "What would u like to do tonight, bob?"
Bob: How's about some gerbilization?"
Sandra: "O.k."
Gerbilization by myob December 16, 2004

gerbilling 

stuffing a tube in one's anus and forcing a poor gerbil to die in a persons ass
dude i went gerbiling last nite and the gerbil is still in my ass
gerbilling by ryan November 17, 2006

gerbilling 

A sexual practice found in urban legends told by heterosexuals with a sick mind and an over-active imagination.
gerbilling by Cimmerian Southpaw November 17, 2006