Uri Geller Smeller 

A Uri Geller Smeller is named after the man who claimed he could bend spoons and stop clocks just by looking at them, and is the result of a violent incident of "sitting on a mortar" after a bad curry, when the foul miasma emanates from the WC and works its way around the house bending spoons and stopping clocks as it goes.

Postman: "I shouldn't go to number 10 Downing Street with your warrant just yet without a gas mask, Officer. There's been an incident, a real Uri Geller Smeller."

Uri Geller Smeller by bromp March 19, 2008

peanut gallery 

The term originated back in the theatre, where the cheapest seats were those way at the bottom floor and where people purchased peanuts because they were the cheapest snack. If they disapproved of the performance, they would throw the peanuts.

Howdy Doody, a show that started in the 1940's (not 50's), the children in the crowd were considered the "Peanut Gallery."

Vaudeville era man: Ay! This show sucks! You all suck! get off the stage! *Throws peanuts

Announcer: No more comments from the peanut gallery!!!!!!

Vaudeville era woman: Throw more nuts chap!!!!
Vaudeville era man: I'll give you some of my nuts instead..

peanut gallery by j-reg August 17, 2012

shooting gallery

heroin users version of a crack house

he od'd over at the shooting gallery

shooting gallery by chillcat May 30, 2003

penis gallery 

In a chatroom, 'the penis gallery' are the group who can be counted on to twist any conversation south of the border.

It was an emotive conversation until the penis gallery chirped in with their inevitable blatant double entendre.

penis gallery by Mo Dixley September 16, 2005

uri geller 

A Zionist Jewfro dude born in Israel, who became an illusionist and claimed himself as one of the Gods from some planet, working for his God and made up some other craps. He gained his fame by bending some special spoons and lied to people that he did it with his mental power, but he was actually using few tricks. Few years later at James Randi's sow, he was invited there as a guest, but couldn't bend the forks that was supplied by the talkshow because he had to do it for REAL this time, so everyone started calling him phony. I do not know why he became a host in Phenomenom with Criss Angel, but w/e. He's so fake and so many people fell for him.

As James Randi says, "If Uri Geller bends spoons with divine powers, then he's doing it the hard way".

Uri: im have the most amazing power in the world, you know what i can do? i can bend a spoon.

Me: STFU i know that's a trick ,even my 4 year old nephew can bend that shit,

Uri: Well people in Israel still believe this shit,, lol

Me : lol ,, Criss Angel can do better than that

uri geller by Illusionist November 22, 2007

Monica gellering 

The art of being your parents least favourite.

“Dude, my little brother gets everything he wants! And then I ask for a dollar and I get shouted at!”
“Bro, you’re totally Monica Gellering!”

Monica gellering by mondlerssmile August 11, 2019

gallevanting 

Late night Shenannigans with friends

Nick, Josh, and Jamal went gallevanting and caused all kinds of mischief and mayhem, including a visit to Wal-Mart.

gallevanting by GALLEVANTER June 11, 2006