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Geetard

n: A complete fool for Gerard Way, the lead singer of My Chemical Romance. These fans are complete dorks over the man and are usually quite proud of it. Some of them idolize him as either their savior or hero, but most of them are simply madly in love with him.
Quote of a classic Geetard: "OH my Geesus, "Thank You For The Venom", the live version on the Life On The Murder Scene CD... Gerard at the very beginning, he like screams all dark and scary "THANK YOU FOR THE VENOM!!!" and then he's like "OPEN UP THOSE FUCKING MOSH PITS RIGHT NOW!!! OPEN IT UP!!!" And then at the end... he GROWLS... I pretty much had a soundgasm. He's so beautiful."
by MC Bella December 9, 2008
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Gerard is a geetard for bleaching his hair.
by brooke acker September 8, 2006
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Getarded

The act of being gay and/or retarded.
Also can be used as GETARD. A gay and/or retarded person.
Roger: My new boyfriend is HOT.
Dale: You're getarded.

Marge: omg, like i was like buying like shoes like yesterday, and it said like fifty percent off and and i was like "omg, i dont want two-thirds of my shoe to be missing, like omg" so i left.
Jeanette: It means the price, you getard.

Pronunciation:
Gee-tard
by Molly Patience :] October 24, 2008
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geektard

Kevin and Missy are computer geeks and know all the words to Ice Ice Baby. Thus, they are geektards.
by Melissa June 18, 2003
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geetard

another word for tard; gee is the sound that tards make, or more generally the sound of society
Why you bein' such a geetard today?
Society is made up of nothing but a bunch of geetards.
by squilliam November 24, 2006
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gertard

A language said whilst sober, but when spoken sounds like a drunk retarded German.
Gelia: Hey what's up?

Gadison: Uhh not mercher er but I is goin to sleep looter.

Gelia: What? Are you speaking Gertard?
by nellyjellybelly April 18, 2014
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That geetard just tried to convince me that those humbuckers were single coils!
by Omar Churchill March 3, 2011
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