gektard
generally acknowledged as intelligent, and yet completely clueless or socially retarded; often someone involved in technology.
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geotard
Noun. A person who is incapable of figuring out how to get from point A to B without instructions like "turn at the pretty blue house". A person who does not know which direction is North. A person who points in the wrong direction when they are talking about a place. Combination of "geography" and "retard". A person, who when you tell them something is on the "Southeast corner", they respond with "english please". A person who thinks you are a genius because you know highway directions because of their number.
David is such a geotard, he lives in Florida, but refers to everything in the rest of the US as "down there".
If I have to tell her how to get there one more time, I'm going to kick her in her geotard ass!
If I have to tell her how to get there one more time, I'm going to kick her in her geotard ass!
geotard by Joseph King September 4, 2008
getard
(gee-tahrd) Used to describe a person who paradoxically is, or by merit of his/her actions can be, characterized as being both a genius and retarded.
Getarded - pertaining to the state of being a getard or to describe the actions of a getard.
Getarded - pertaining to the state of being a getard or to describe the actions of a getard.
"That guys throws 3-pointers like a girl"
"But he gets them in everytime"
"Dude, that guy is a getard" OR "Thats getarded"
"But he gets them in everytime"
"Dude, that guy is a getard" OR "Thats getarded"
getard by Longman, Park In Lot November 8, 2007
geetard
A word relating to Gerard Way, the lead singer of the band My Chemical Romance.
1) Can be used to insult Gerard
2) Can be used to describe someone overly obsessed with Gerard.
1) Can be used to insult Gerard
2) Can be used to describe someone overly obsessed with Gerard.
Geektard
Nick was probably the best in the 8th grade, but he was such a geektard that he never left the house.
Geektard by PokerFace21 April 4, 2009
geotardation
Describes idiotic location-based restrictions on internet sites and services resulting from inane licensing agreements, excessive lawyering, and a generally U.S.-centric view of the world.
geotardation by lungfluke October 27, 2008
geetard
dumb kid: "I can't believe you like My Chemical Romance. Geetard sucks. Seriously, what a poser."
me: "noob."
me: "noob."
geetard by homsar42@hotmail.com December 7, 2006
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Usage:
* Often casual, ironic, or meme-y
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Notes:
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