gektard

generally acknowledged as intelligent, and yet completely clueless or socially retarded; often someone involved in technology.

"Dude, he's such a gektard that he had no clue the chick who listened to his 15 minute "Battlestar Galactica" riff was into him."
"Just as well, man. He's so gektarded he'd have had no idea how to bone that fish if he'd landed it in bed!!"

by MadGeek February 8, 2010

geotard

Noun. A person who is incapable of figuring out how to get from point A to B without instructions like "turn at the pretty blue house". A person who does not know which direction is North. A person who points in the wrong direction when they are talking about a place. Combination of "geography" and "retard". A person, who when you tell them something is on the "Southeast corner", they respond with "english please". A person who thinks you are a genius because you know highway directions because of their number.

David is such a geotard, he lives in Florida, but refers to everything in the rest of the US as "down there".

If I have to tell her how to get there one more time, I'm going to kick her in her geotard ass!

by Joseph King September 4, 2008

getard

(gee-tahrd) Used to describe a person who paradoxically is, or by merit of his/her actions can be, characterized as being both a genius and retarded.

Getarded - pertaining to the state of being a getard or to describe the actions of a getard.

"That guys throws 3-pointers like a girl"
"But he gets them in everytime"
"Dude, that guy is a getard" OR "Thats getarded"

by Longman, Park In Lot November 8, 2007

geetard

A word relating to Gerard Way, the lead singer of the band My Chemical Romance.

1) Can be used to insult Gerard
2) Can be used to describe someone overly obsessed with Gerard.

1) Ugh, i hate that person that just referred to my hero as Geetard.
2) I'm such a Geetard

by EAG January 15, 2007

Geektard

Somebody who is so stunningly school smart, but so sadly an idiot when it comes to street smarts.

Nick was probably the best in the 8th grade, but he was such a geektard that he never left the house.

by PokerFace21 April 4, 2009

geotardation

Describes idiotic location-based restrictions on internet sites and services resulting from inane licensing agreements, excessive lawyering, and a generally U.S.-centric view of the world.

I can't rent movies from iTunes in Toronto because of Apple's geotardation.

by lungfluke October 27, 2008

geetard

A negative term for Gerard Way, the lead singer of My Chemical Romance.

Gerard+Retard=Geetard

dumb kid: "I can't believe you like My Chemical Romance. Geetard sucks. Seriously, what a poser."
me: "noob."

by [e-mail] December 7, 2006