gektard

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generally acknowledged as intelligent, and yet completely clueless or socially retarded; often someone involved in technology.

"Dude, he's such a gektard that he had no clue the chick who listened to his 15 minute "Battlestar Galactica" riff was into him."
"Just as well, man. He's so gektarded he'd have had no idea how to bone that fish if he'd landed it in bed!!"

gektard by MadGeek February 8, 2010

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geotard

Noun. A person who is incapable of figuring out how to get from point A to B without instructions like "turn at the pretty blue house". A person who does not know which direction is North. A person who points in the wrong direction when they are talking about a place. Combination of "geography" and "retard". A person, who when you tell them something is on the "Southeast corner", they respond with "english please". A person who thinks you are a genius because you know highway directions because of their number.

David is such a geotard, he lives in Florida, but refers to everything in the rest of the US as "down there".

If I have to tell her how to get there one more time, I'm going to kick her in her geotard ass!

geotard by Joseph King September 4, 2008

Related Words

gektard • geetard • geektard • Gentard • geotard • Geektarded • Geftard • geitarded • Geltarded • Gentarded

getard

(gee-tahrd) Used to describe a person who paradoxically is, or by merit of his/her actions can be, characterized as being both a genius and retarded.

Getarded - pertaining to the state of being a getard or to describe the actions of a getard.

"That guys throws 3-pointers like a girl"
"But he gets them in everytime"
"Dude, that guy is a getard" OR "Thats getarded"

getard by Longman, Park In Lot November 8, 2007

geetard

A word relating to Gerard Way, the lead singer of the band My Chemical Romance.

1) Can be used to insult Gerard
2) Can be used to describe someone overly obsessed with Gerard.

1) Ugh, i hate that person that just referred to my hero as Geetard.
2) I'm such a Geetard

geetard by EAG January 15, 2007

Geektard

Somebody who is so stunningly school smart, but so sadly an idiot when it comes to street smarts.

Nick was probably the best in the 8th grade, but he was such a geektard that he never left the house.

Geektard by PokerFace21 April 4, 2009

geotardation

Describes idiotic location-based restrictions on internet sites and services resulting from inane licensing agreements, excessive lawyering, and a generally U.S.-centric view of the world.

I can't rent movies from iTunes in Toronto because of Apple's geotardation.

geotardation by lungfluke October 27, 2008

geetard

A negative term for Gerard Way, the lead singer of My Chemical Romance.

Gerard+Retard=Geetard

dumb kid: "I can't believe you like My Chemical Romance. Geetard sucks. Seriously, what a poser."
me: "noob."

geetard by homsar42@hotmail.com December 7, 2006

yub nub

(Ewokese) Freedom!

And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!

yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010

Word of the Day on September 4, 2026

dirrty

1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.

1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.

dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003

Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.

1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!

Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009

Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.

Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!

Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021

Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.

Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.

Back when I lived in upstate new york by NDcent December 14, 2010

Word of the Day on August 31, 2026

TLDU

Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR

Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!

TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019

Word of the Day on August 30, 2026