geezer pleaser

A woman who dates and or marries an older men. Usually for the security (financial or other) an older man can provide.

Yo....Donalds wife is a real geezer pleaser...she only loves him for his money.

Isn't that cute....Hilary really loves Eric...and I thought she was just being a geezer pleaser.

geezer pleaser by Mr. Crumby February 10, 2006

geezer goggles 

The type of sunglasses old people wear. they are large, black, and goofy looking. they can be spotted most often when driving past an older person

hey look, that old guys wearing some geezer goggles

geezer goggles by Eric August 25, 2004

geezer quickie 

A kiss between older folks.

Hey sweetheart, let’s have a geezer quickie, shall we?

geezer quickie by Dr Bunnygirl July 22, 2020

geezer ass 

Slang term referring to a wide selection of age-related ass difficulties that typically happen.

Gram and Grampa have some seriously disturbing stories falling into the category of geezer ass tales!

geezer ass by Dr Bunnygirl August 18, 2020

Diamond Geezer 

A real, top lad. A gentlemen who will go out of his way to ensure everyone and everything around him experiences the best possible life. Common in London and other heavy-cockney areas such as Essex.

Rob is a real Diamond Geezer - he just cleared our tabs from Saturday night

Diamond Geezer by Vndct June 6, 2018

geezer shopping 

An art form of sorts, mastered by older folks, wherein the full geriatric shopping experience, from shelves to check stand, is exceedingly slow and careful and therefore difficult for everyone around to tolerate without triggering impatience and duress.

Take a chill pill, dearie, I’m old - in case you haven’t noticed - and I have earned my right to get out into the world and do some geezer shopping!

geezer shopping by Dr Bunnygirl June 27, 2020

Geezers Gonna Geez 

Created by Jack on First Dates:

A variant of “boys will be boys”

Geezers gonna geez is the act of a lad getting away with being cheeky due to being a top boy

A phrase that is used to excuse lad like behaviour from men being cheeky, getting dirty, and playing rough through the means of banter.

‘Something you would expect on a jolly boys outing’

Her - you only like to go out with the boys and be a lad. Instead I wish you would just stay in

Him - Boys will be boys

Geezers Gonna Geez by Geezers Gonna Geez January 9, 2021