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Grumped

To have been put in a bad or grumpy mood by an outside force. When for whatever reason things in your environment have pissed you off.
"For fuck's sake you are in a bad mood, who grumped you?"
by Byetor May 13, 2016
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Gumped

Being hurt in the behind, normally while running.
"I was paintballing the other day and as I was changing positions I was gumped"
by Anton Biscuit November 14, 2016
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[Gumped]

When you have pre-mature ejaculation during sexual intercourse and the woman is saying.....WTF!!
Gumped He gumped her because she was too fine.
by Cougar Licious May 16, 2018
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gumped

Person who’s mother smoked too much weed or drank too much homade liquor while he was in the womb, and the person ended up born a complete moron like the title character in Forrest Gump. An insult used against someone.
Guy : Man, there’s something seriously wrong with that boy.
Girl: Leave him alone his mother smoked tons of weed while he was on the way. It’s not his fault he’s Gumped
by banky123 July 20, 2006
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having borrowed someone's lighter and then forgotten to return it.
Last time I let Suzie use my lighter she gumped it.
by Lakshmi May 9, 2007
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Gumped

To be shot in the ass.
Derived from the movie Forrest Gump.
Where Forrest gets shot in the ass.
When we was playing paint ball.
I gumped his ass.
by Spanky Dole June 24, 2008
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Forest Gumped

From the movie Forrest Gump. Where Forest pretty much Stumbled his way into extraordinary events throughout history. Like meeting Elvis and John Lennon
"I hear Johnny made partner at the law firm"
"Yeah, he really Forest Gumped his say to the top"
by Josephus1975 October 20, 2016
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