Gazonk

verb: to have something taken or stolen from you as you are about to attain it
adjective: something that is very easy to steal from someone

verb:

I was about to win this auction when some randomer gazonked me!
I'm so going to wait until he gets to the front of the line then gazonk him.
I'm going to gazonk that last pepsi.

Adj: Oh my blob, Brad is so gazonkable!
Adverb: She's gazonkingly beautiful.

by Rufus Ferlinghetti February 20, 2015

Gazonkas

Seriously huge boobs

She's got an incredible pair of gazonkas

by LeeJunior January 10, 2019

gazunder

A large pot used for plopping and weeing in and then shoving back under the bed out of the way.

Is it not your turn to empty the gazunder nelly, it's nearly spilling over.

by Semolina October 24, 2003

gazunder

Goes under the bed and is used normally at night to collect human deposits and emptying the bladder, can also be used as a spitoon.

by Mudma October 24, 2003

gadunkadunk

a female friend's fat black ass

Yo I wanna hop on that gadunkadunk

by Anonymous July 9, 2003

garunking

the act of hitting the button to close your garage door, and then running out and bending over at the waist and ducking your head while simultaneously stepping up over the invisible sensors.

I was garunking out of my garage but I was too slow and I hit my fucking head on the door.

by James T. Doe September 30, 2013

Gazonkegen

The number 1 followed by 59 zeros.

I wouldn't sleep with him for even a gazonkegen quid!

by ChickenRun1998 April 3, 2022