gayer than eight guys fucking nine guys

A way to describe something that's really, really gay.

'Fucking' can be replaced with 'Blowing' as well.

"80s metal videos were gayer than eight guys fucking nine guys."
-patton oswalt

by dree October 26, 2005

gayer than Christmas

An extremely flaming homosexual. The concept "gayer than Christmas" is used because Christmas is probably the "gayest" time of the year..and to be gayer than Christmas is, well, obviously very gay!!

"Dude, this guy is gayer than Christmas. When he opens his mouth a purse falls out!"

by <3 Megs* December 29, 2005

gayer than gay

Gayer than gay is when something is pretty freakin' queer.

It's gayer than the Wiggles.
It's gayer than 1000 hugs in a handbag.
It's gayer than a handbag full of rainbows.
It's gayer than male hairstylists.

Oh yeah...it's gay.

Oh my gosh, Jimmy has a lifesized blow up doll of Michael Bolton.

That is gayer than gay.

by Chigglywiggly March 13, 2009

Gayer than jizz on a mustache

really really extremely gay

dude, watching dancing with the stars is gayer than jizz on a mustache

by vooks November 4, 2008

gamerzcom

Gamerzcom is a person who thinks very differently than other people for an example he would find a four slice stainless steel toaster as a great friend or a lunch lady as a cute girl.

Gamerzcom wants Heather forever

by Sexy Hillbilly July 15, 2019

Gayer than aids

means that something is really gay, came from people thining only gay people have aids

This thing is gayer than aids

by Kate December 2, 2004

Gayer

A very open Lesbian or Gay.

"Have you met Ben?"
"Yeah, he's a huge gayer."

by schhlit October 7, 2008