Gaycon

Rainbow, sweet bacon

I love gaycon.

by Nevemd27 December 6, 2020

gaycon

Similiar to the government's DEFCON defense readiness scale; used to evaluate the gayness of a situation.

Steve: Dude, I can't believe you have to go to those stupid meetings all the time just cause you got your 5th DUI.

Eric: No kidding, the gaycon in my life totally jumped after that. It's gotta be like 4 now.

by 7mgte February 20, 2009

gaytronic

Something that is simultaneously gay and nerdy. Unfortunately, on the intarweb these days, about 80 to 90 percent of stuff is IMMENSELY gaytronic.

trase and silvaside made a little christmas tree out of the letters "LOL" and posted them using a script on IRC - how dreadfully gaytronic of them. Guess who's wearing the Queer Crown now, hey boys?

by becy December 25, 2004

Gaytron

Any cool kid that is known to stick his chest out, talk real loud, stare at guys, close his eyes when he talks, and jack off dogs. Most importantly, Gaytrons are also known to wear Hollister and work boots at the same time while chewing, & shave his arms.

redrocket gay fag retard Gaytron

by Ethan Shreve April 19, 2009

Gaycring

When you see something particularly hilarious when you're online and it's SO hilarious that you start laughing really hard and therefore produce tears. While you're crying/laughing, you try typing and a jumble of letters comes out (known as 'keysmashing') and you just continue to laugh until you almost throw up.

"Hey, look at this really funny picture!"
"OH MY GOD KLJ;EHW;FKLJSD I'M GAYCRING"

by Mister Chair July 11, 2012

gaytron

1. adj. describes an object, person, or situation which is gay, but not in that cool man-love sorta way.

Steve got cuffed and thrown in the back of a cop car for throwing a f**king snowball? That's gaytron.

by paddlenaked March 25, 2004

Gaytronizing

Oh, honey.

He said he liked my bangs, but I think he was just gaytronizing me.

by Pynchonite November 29, 2010