Gaycring 

When you see something particularly hilarious when you're online and it's SO hilarious that you start laughing really hard and therefore produce tears. While you're crying/laughing, you try typing and a jumble of letters comes out (known as 'keysmashing') and you just continue to laugh until you almost throw up.

"Hey, look at this really funny picture!"
"OH MY GOD KLJ;EHW;FKLJSD I'M GAYCRING"

Gaycring by Mister Chair July 11, 2012

gayring 

an piercing on the left ear or eyebrow. in a lot of european countries, it means the guys with the piercing is gay. many gay guys have the piercing so other gay dudes will know.

guy 1: check out my new piercing it's hot
guy 2: you got it on the left ear? nigga that's a gayring
guy 1: huh?
guy 2: just don't be surprised if you got some gay dudes hitting on you bro.

gayring by hiphophead293847 October 23, 2009

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016

Stroad

Noun. Portmanteau of "street" and "road": it describes a street, er, road, built for high speed, but with multiple access points. Excessive width is a common feature. A common feature in suburbia, especially along commercial strips. Unsafe at any speed, their extreme width and straightness paradoxically induces speeding. Somewhat more neutral than synonymous traffic sewer.

Did you see what the traffic engineers want to do to our street? They're going to turn it into a total stroad!

Stroad by hammersklavier February 21, 2012

giantess 

a female giant about 20 feet or more

she will either play with you crush you use you a slave or eat you

giantess by Tonyt September 8, 2004