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Gastonia

A level 6 slur in the Dinopedia Wiki. It means to call someone horny.
Dinopedian: SHUT UP, YOU GASTONIA!
(everyone gasps)
Everyone: HOW COULD YOU SAY THE MOST OFFENSIVE SLUR WITHOUT A PASS!?!?!?
by David(BFDI) August 2, 2023
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Gatorism

A type of Religion.
-To represent the Gator Nation. And turning the ''Rest'' down. Its all about the gators
Walking into the UM section with a Gators Jersey on.

Wearing a Gator Jersey in public, is an example of Gatorism.
by GatorForLyf May 18, 2010
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Neo-Gastonist

Anti Neo-Gastonist: That Neo-Gastonist believes that Belle is a narcissist for wanting to live her own independent life and be literate, he's a fascist misogynist who wants to deny women autonomy and control them as slaves with no free will, probably because no women want him and he's an incel.
by Trevor006 January 4, 2022
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Neo-Gastonist

Tell me you have no bitches without telling me you have no bitches.
An ideology used by young men who have never felt the touch of a woman (or anyone).
Person 1: He identifies as a neo-gastonist but hasn't actually seen the movie.

Person 2: 11/10 he has no bitches.
by WhiteNiggaMan March 2, 2023
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Gasterism

When a singular explanation is being used to answer a wide range of questions for the primary reason that said explanation is enough vague, general or "above logic" to fit in almost every situation and for any purpose.

With the use of Gasterism one can "solve" a difficult problem by employing a solution that in itself still requires a deeper explanation, effectively removing their responsibility of giving real concrete answers.

Although Gasterism gets criticized for laziness, avoidance and uncreativeness, it is easily missable due to its way of presenting a cause that at first glance explains everything with no issues.
Guy 1: "Hey dude, how do birds fly?"
Guy 2: "Idk, physics"

Guy 1: "Well, how was the sun formed?"

Guy 2: "Idk, physics"
(Gasterism in action)

Guy 1: "Wait, if the fire spell is powerful enough to completely burn all those henchmen, then why did it only slightly hurt the main villain?"
Guy 2: "It's magic, don't think about it too much"
(Magic = Gasterism)

Guy 1: "Last night I heard a sound from the chicken. When I went to check, apparently one of the dishes fell out of the dishwasher for no reason!"
Guy 2: "Must've been a ghost"
Guy 1: "Yeah, there is no other explanation"
(Gasterism: Easy to use, hard to explain)
by EVK613 September 26, 2022
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