"Taking A Gargoyle Shit" is the act of perching oneself on the toilet bowl as though they were a gargoyle in order to encourage the flow of the bowels.
This is often seen as a dangerous act if one is not careful: shit may spew.
This is also considered a dangerous act if one is perching oneself on an unsturdy toilet bowl: glass will shatter, then shit will spew.
This is often seen as a dangerous act if one is not careful: shit may spew.
This is also considered a dangerous act if one is perching oneself on an unsturdy toilet bowl: glass will shatter, then shit will spew.
John: Oh, man, Dan took a gargoyle shit last night. It didn't end up very well.
Michael: Why not, bro?
John: Well, he spewed too hard and shattered the glass and now he's down at the dean's office talking about how he's going to pay for the dorm's toilet.
Erica: I broke up with Anthony last night.
Jenna: How come? You guys were doing so well.
Erica: He took a gargoyle shit and ruined the toilet in my grandmother's house.
Michael: Why not, bro?
John: Well, he spewed too hard and shattered the glass and now he's down at the dean's office talking about how he's going to pay for the dorm's toilet.
Erica: I broke up with Anthony last night.
Jenna: How come? You guys were doing so well.
Erica: He took a gargoyle shit and ruined the toilet in my grandmother's house.
by Ja'mie Antoinette May 14, 2011
Get the Gargoyle Shit mug.The act of hovering your ass out the window of a tall building, and dropping a turd, preferably on unsuspecting pedestrians.
Person 1: "Hey it looks like they put a new gargoyle on that building, lets go over for a closer look."
(A turd hits Person 1 in the head)
Person 2: (Laughing) "Looks like it was a nasty gargoyle"
(A turd hits Person 1 in the head)
Person 2: (Laughing) "Looks like it was a nasty gargoyle"
by Rauf Xerces May 5, 2007
Get the Nasty Gargoyle mug.When you take a girl with a “cathedral” in a “scissors” position with your anus directly touching her vagina and then you shit very hard making your feces enter her.
The shit will kinda symbolize the gargoyle in a cathedral but with the color of a peanut butter.
The shit will kinda symbolize the gargoyle in a cathedral but with the color of a peanut butter.
Dude1: ayyo man, I’ve finally done a peanut butter gargoyle with Jessica!
Dude2: damn! I wish you’d do me too man! No homo
Dude2: damn! I wish you’d do me too man! No homo
by suicidal_steve August 21, 2022
Get the Peanut butter gargoyle mug.A Stephenson gargoyle is anyone that carries (esp as a wearable device) devices that have Internet-access or other global area network(s) capabilities that they can utilize where-ever they go, esp while traveling. The most common form are smart phones, as of the date of this definition. Includes tablet computers, but not really laptops. Historically, this strictly referred to a computer that's worn, but this was more based on the limitations of miniaturization of computing hardware when the namesake of this term was devised. Worn networking information systems such as smart watches and smart glasses (esp with AR capabilities) are the most accurate examples in modern times.
Originated from a certain group of people in the Neil Stephenson cyberpunk novel Snow Crash: "Gargoyles represent the embarrassing side of the Central Intelligence Corporation. Instead of using laptops, they wear their computers on their bodies, broken up into separate modules that hang on the waist, on the back, on the headset. …they embody the worst stereotype of the CIC stringer. They draw all the attention. The payoff for this self-imposed ostracism is that you can be in the Metaverse all the time, and gather intelligence all the time." Where the 'Metaverse' was the in-story equivalent of an Internet with VR requirements.
Originated from a certain group of people in the Neil Stephenson cyberpunk novel Snow Crash: "Gargoyles represent the embarrassing side of the Central Intelligence Corporation. Instead of using laptops, they wear their computers on their bodies, broken up into separate modules that hang on the waist, on the back, on the headset. …they embody the worst stereotype of the CIC stringer. They draw all the attention. The payoff for this self-imposed ostracism is that you can be in the Metaverse all the time, and gather intelligence all the time." Where the 'Metaverse' was the in-story equivalent of an Internet with VR requirements.
"She's covered in computer stuff. Is she a cyborg now?" "She's just wearing the computer; she's more of a Stephenson gargoyle."
by b_b_OK August 23, 2020
Get the Stephenson gargoyle mug.According to Indian Astrology person with name Gargy are very kind-hearted as a human being. They always love to help the poor and distressed people. They like to spend their most of the time with any charitable organization. They are truly homely person. They like to spend much of their time with family members The person who inspires to think, An ancient scholar, Name of a learned woman, Name gargy is combinations a lots of significance in Astrology.
In Moon sign based Vedic Astrology, person with name GARGY will be the person of generous love and care. These people are generous by nature. They selflessly love the distressed people especially the physically challenged people. They may be the part of NGO to help such people. Their noble thoughts and deeds earn respect from the surrounded people. These persons most of the time likes to appreciate the good arts and creative works. They are hardworking and very much sincere towards their proposed tasks. They may select careers where they can use their excellent. They are also very creative. They love drama. If they are part of any drama or theatre group, they will get lots of recognition through their excellent performance. They love to make new friends and they are very much friendly with their near and dear ones. But this is a small suggestion to the person with this name that please try to be selective while you are going to select any new friends in your life. Via:- an Indian Astrologer
In Moon sign based Vedic Astrology, person with name GARGY will be the person of generous love and care. These people are generous by nature. They selflessly love the distressed people especially the physically challenged people. They may be the part of NGO to help such people. Their noble thoughts and deeds earn respect from the surrounded people. These persons most of the time likes to appreciate the good arts and creative works. They are hardworking and very much sincere towards their proposed tasks. They may select careers where they can use their excellent. They are also very creative. They love drama. If they are part of any drama or theatre group, they will get lots of recognition through their excellent performance. They love to make new friends and they are very much friendly with their near and dear ones. But this is a small suggestion to the person with this name that please try to be selective while you are going to select any new friends in your life. Via:- an Indian Astrologer
by Hem Raj April 26, 2021
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Get the Gargoylmel Special mug.1. A vagina that resembles a gargoyle you would see on a prestigious library.
2. A labia that resembles mangled roast beef.
3. A vagina that appears to be inside-out.
See also: busted ravioli
2. A labia that resembles mangled roast beef.
3. A vagina that appears to be inside-out.
See also: busted ravioli
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