big shovel gardening

Using a large plot of land to bury suspiciously wrapped "plants" six feet under where no one will ever find them.

"Hey did you see Joey at the party?"
"Nah, he had to go do some big shovel gardening this weekend, real messy business"

by billythemurderer August 15, 2021

Midnight Gardening

The act of burying valuables in one's yard under the cover of night so as to be less conspicuous.

My husband wants to hide his gold coin collection. So, he's doing some midnight gardening tonight.

by E-Squared 87 July 2, 2020

Night Gardening

Pooping in your bed while sleeping.

I woke from a drunken sleep and saw I'd been night gardening.

by goatsilk December 19, 2012

extreme gardening

yiff. Usually with a heterosexual style, connotates the idea of a male "seeding" a female.

"Darius said he was too busy to come to the party, but I say he's doing extreme gardening with that online girlfriend of his."

by Chromium February 19, 2006

gardening leave

A euphemism for being laid off from work, or being suspended for a long period not through your own choice.

"Jayne couldnt cope with her new role in the organisation so she was given gardening leave"

by Lizzy-Anne July 3, 2008

Gardening Club GC

A place where clowns have fun

“Did you see what they said in the gardening club gc yesterday?”
“Yeah they planted a Byeongkwan”

by gardeninggc April 10, 2020

gutter gardening

When u do so little house maintenance shrubs grow from your gutters

I see joe has given up on caring for his house.

Friend: yes but i see he has taken up gutter gardening

by Drowning clown November 24, 2015