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Galactigasm

The almost orgasmic feeling one has after watching an exciting episode of Battlestar Galactica.
Kevin could not sustain a galactigasm after Adama's brilliant handling of the Cylon threat.
by Dane Roberts December 11, 2006
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Doing a Galactic Gaming

A 'Galactic Gaming' is changing something so severely because you believe it is already at it's worst, this change helps for a short time but in the end ruins the nature of what you changed thus preventing any success in the future.
'Bro you know that GMOD server is CW:RP now?' Bro: 'Yeah, but it's gonna be shit in a few days' Other Bro: 'It already is man, already is' Praetorian: 'Do you mean 'Doing a Galactic Gaming''?'
by Deimos Lmao August 24, 2019
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galactic cunt

2 meanings
1. The biggest of all cunts in the entirety of existence.
2. The most amazing vagina even imaginable.
"That is the most ignorant, most stupid asshole ever. They a galactic cunt."
"That's the vagina of all vagina's, the best of the best...it's the galactic cunt."
by M4NVVHORE December 21, 2008
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Pan Galactic Gargle-Blaster

A potent drink invented by Zaphod Beeblebrox. The effects have been likened to having your brains smashed out with a slice of lemon wrapped round a large gold brick.

There are many voluntary organizations which will help to rehabilitate you after you've had one.

The Guide has instructions for mixing a Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster yourself:

1. Take the juice from one bottle of that Ol' Janx Spirit.
2. Pour into it one measure of water from the seas of Santraginus V.
3. Allow three cubes of Arcturan Mega-gin to melt into the mixture (it must be properly iced or the benzine is lost).
4. Allow four litres of Fallian marsh gas to bubble through it, in memory of all those happy Hikers who have died of pleasure in the Marshes of Fallia.
5. Over the back of a silver spoon float a measure of Qualactin Hypermint extract, redolent of all the heady odours of the dark Qualactin Zones, subtle sweet and mystic.
6. Drop in the tooth of an Algolian Suntiger. Watch it dissolve, spreading the fires of the Algolian Suns deep into the heart of the drink.
7. Sprinkle Zamphuor.
8. Add an olive.
9. Drink ... but ... very carefully ...
Trillian "I Think You've Had One Pan Galactic Gargle-Blaster Too Many"
Zaphod "I'm Not Sure Thats Physically Possible"
by Lil' Bondy January 31, 2005
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Battlestar Galactica

Remarkable drama/sci-fi TV series that virtually renders any other form of TV entertainment completely obsolete.
"I've heard 'Television' is going to be renamed to 'Battlestar Galactica', since scientists have concluded that logically, it is the only program worth seeing. As of 00:00 tonight, all other programs are going to be abolished and daily programming will consist solely on Battlestar Galactica runs and re-runs for the next hundred years.
-Shit man."
by mrkitano November 25, 2006
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galactic idiot

An expression used to describe someone who is incredibly stupid. Someone who is known throughout the galaxy that they are a dumb arse fool.
you are the biggest galactic idiot for saying that!
by Anna S May 3, 2006
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Galactic Penis

When you deep dick her so long and hard it makes her see stars.
He gave me the galactic penis last night. I’m pretty sure I did a pleasure pass out.

After taking the galactic penis for over an hour, I came so hard I soaked the sheets.
by Dick Onchin November 2, 2020
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