schlabber die futz

An uncommon German slang for "Lick the pussy!!" Usually used as an exclamation like "damn" or "darn it"

Aw, I missed the bus! Schlabber die futz!!

by Yazster April 27, 2009

si futz

Pig pussy in pa dutch

I would like to order some si futz and turnips

by Scuba Steve 1986 January 12, 2021

Monkey Futz

to be a fucking monkey, "a noi-nch"; a theif, robber or just an average-everyday good for not a damn thing police officer!

You're an ugly Minkey Futz! Motha' Fuck.

by Control Room November 23, 2003

futzing

Where I come from, the word Futzing meant puttering.

On a rainy day, I find myself futzing around the houe.

by MIMI KLEIN March 11, 2005

futzel

1. A small ball of lint or fuzz, esp. one stuck to clothing.
2. A tiny remnant of something, too small to be valuable.

1. These vintage sweaters are worthless-- they're covered in futzels.

2. There's nothing left of the pizza, just a couple futzels.

by Mr.Dandy January 17, 2012

Futzie

Somebody who appears to be a massive loser. People tend to have little to no respect for them, because they like radiohead. They are often a disorganised sweet-heart who seems to be a walking stroke of bad luck.

“oh my god look at futzie!”
“he is a total wreck…”
“I mean, I guess he’s trying.”

by Futzie hater October 20, 2021

futzing around

wasting time with tomfoolery and shinanigans, especially while at work.

Manager: Quit futzing around, for the love of GOD!!!
(While watching two idiots fling food at eachother and do anything but work while at work)

by kiki11 July 7, 2006