funcking

listening to bruno mars’ ‘uptown funk’ while having sex

“I was just Funcking my wife, I hope our baby is a mini Bruno Mars”

credit to @_keithkogayne_ on twitter

by lancesthighs February 24, 2018

funching

Getting punched while fucking.

Joe and Aaron like funching my wife while i'm not home.

by Funch Master February 7, 2010

fisching

The term used when a person posts or tweets, saying they are "ugly" only to get the compliments of other people.

Female 1: OMG, I'm so ugly, no one look #dontstare #nomakeup #(generic nonsense)

Female 2: No, ur so hots babe #sexy luv u

*Female 1 is clearly fisching here

by camaxjk132 April 16, 2014

fenching

A sexual act involving small birds being placed in body openings.

Once two men were fenching and they couldn't get the bird out, so one man used a match to try and find it. However, the other man passes gas, giving both men third degree burns.

by Naked Avenger August 17, 2004

Funishing

Noun (Funish):
1. one to three bottles of liquor necessary or useful for fun.

Verb (Funish-ing, Funish-ed):
1. the act of buying a large expenditure of alcohol and bringing it to a party.

Bryce was funishing the party by bringing grey goose for the ladies.

by GoldenStar April 27, 2010

Frunching

When individuals coordinate the preparation and delivery of one another's lunch. Can be as simple or as complex as participants agree to. Intended to inspire accountability, responsibility, community. Benefits may include experiencing gratitude, respect, trust, grace and the fostering or social interaction. Additional factors may impact health, budget and personal satisfaction as both a "provider" and a "recipient"

My frunching buddy is the best, we enjoy having our lunch made for one another then enjoying them together.

My kids have been frunching with friends and learning about responsibility, accountability and communication.

My wife and I find frunching a simple way to be part of each other's day knowing that lunch was made by someone who loves me

by Shmutz June 6, 2018

Elliott Finchington

the incredibly funny little lad from thames dizzle that you gotta get to know. love him very a lot. cant get enough tbh. he wants to fuck anything in a commando suit and has an incredible knowledge of black language words. and Elliott Finch has a very good database of urban music and is just a g if you ask me.

woah your such an Elliott Finchington, you should be proud of yourself.

by elliebaaby. October 1, 2009