fum fum

1) brain damage

2) wouldn't you like to know

"damn, your cat fum fum, or something?"

by fum fum October 08, 2023

Fum

Chum is fum. Also, fum is chum. Krabby patties may also be fum. Coined from the television series, SpongeBob SquarePants.

"This chum is disgusting, but with a catchy slogan like 'Chum is Fum,' you can't go wrong!" Fred Fish.

by DolphinJumper July 20, 2009

Fum

Fum is a curse in which every time you fart, you cum just a little. You aren’t hard and it’s not a full cum so there’s no satisfaction. You have to pee after and blue balls is inevitable. May god have Mercy on those damned to this life.

“Hey what’s wrong with Adam?” “Fum”

by The fum master April 25, 2022

Fumming

The simultaneous occurrence of flatulence and ejaculation. Particularly common among the elderly who have weak bowel and penile control.

Jenny: Mom! Grandpa is fumming all over the place again!

Karen: Well, grab some towels and start cleaning him up!

Jenny: Ewwwww! I don’t wanna clean up grandpa’s nasty fum! It stinks!

Karen: Shut the fuck up and clean your grandpa’s fum or you’re grounded!

by Hammer of Jesus March 02, 2020

Fum

mouth

Person 1: "Ayo, you fuckin' suck at life-"
Person 2: "Put the pum in your fum."

by dictonaryboy May 10, 2023

Fumming

The act of farting and having semen come out because the person had just had anal sex.

After the anal sex scene, the actress ate some beans and started fumming to clean out her asshole.

by Luke the Snook May 19, 2011

Fum

Basically how British people pronounce the word "fam".

Chav 1 - "m8 Arsenal focking sucks ya bloody mug".

Chav 2 - "U fockin wot fum?? I'll shank ya in ya gob fum, don't ever say that again fum, I'll break ya fockin neck fum".

by Homeless Chicken October 13, 2017