call the judge and get some fudge

Only old ladies know the real meaning behind this phrase.

Man: Can I help you?
Old Lady: Call the judge and get some fudge

by maagik January 13, 2019

mother fudge cookies

Figure of Speech: When a person is so upset at someone or something. They usually will shout this out. Typically parents and teachers will say this to show raw emotion with out getting in trouble from the youngsters.

MOTHER FUDGE COOKIES!!! Why in the hell did you use the toilet and not flush???

by Christopher Marquez October 21, 2008

Fudgedickle

A penis or other object freshly removed from an anus and put directly into someones mouth.

My wife sure loves a fudgedickle while were making love.

by mtcc69 December 5, 2010

Canine Fudge Punt

The act of sticking your finger into a yapper dogs behind, shoving it down his throat, and punting it back into the neighbors yard where it came from.

If I catch that dog in my trash again, I'm going to feel angry and canine fudge punt that little mutt over the fence.

by Intellectual Word August 14, 2012

FUDGE DOCKING

Fudge Docking is a wonderful sexual act which requires in most cases considerable preparation but it is always "Worth it, In Fudge Docking one participant eats slightly constipating food like a block of cheese and then two days later before the act is going to take place ingests a mild oil based laxative. usually this occurs between two Lesbians…they begin by scissoring and rubbing their genitals upon each other straddling the holes together…..then while they are simultaneously stimulating each other with their hands on their front bits and moments before they climax "the "deliverer" lines up her Anus firmly onto the opening of the "Receivers" Vagina and forces our a firm large oily Turd into "the Receiver" who then starts to writhe up and down on the "Turd Dildo" as it is being forced out of the colon of the "The giver" and into the Vagina Hole and uterus of the orgasming Receiver Female ,nothing is more entertaining then "Fudge Docking"

FUDGE DOCKING - Jenny and Susan did so much Meth they started to sissor and Jenny took a full dump inside Susan…..it was the first time they had ever fully done FUDGE DOCKING , Jenny put her butt up in the air and Steve pegged her backwards in the butt and just when she was about to finish he lined up his buttonhole over her Vag and totally "Super Circus Fudge Docked" her….no way ? ya he blasted in her B hole with his white pee while he simultaneously hot Pooped into her Vagina at the same time….i think they should stop doing meth.

by The AntiCraig January 14, 2015

Fudge Pot

A toilet.

I thought my ass was going to explode while running to the bathroom, but I made it in time and delivered a sloppy and messy food baby into the fudge pot.

by Boi Storm July 15, 2011

Little Fudge

An abrasive little person who is relatively short in mental stature; a type of twerp; little shit.

Some little fudge was insisting his internet connection was uncharacteristically slow.

by gangelo December 3, 2011