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fuckwaffles

1. Singular noun. A person who makes unreasonable demands without warning or any semblance of forward planning. Usually endowed with an annoying voice which generates sensations similar to those caused by a steel brush applied to the inner ear.

2. Plural noun. The occasional batch of waffles that arrives deformed, shrunken, shriveled, or otherwise generally fucked. These ruin one's breakfast, and occasionally, one's entire marriage. Known to taste disconcertingly of intercourse.
1. (person a): Woohoo! Five minutes to closing time! Guess I can gather my murse together. I'm going to go home and bone my beard.

(person b, aka fuckwaffles): I need five hundred copies of this picture of my pet armadillo, Mr. Snuzzles. Now! Make them double-sided, laminated, and print every other copy on puce paper.

(person a): fuckwaffles.

2. (Steve): Gee, Bob, you look pretty worn down today. Did you eat a balanced breakfast like I told you to?

(Bob): Well I tried, Steve, but my wife made me the fuckwaffles again, and it made me feel a little gay today.

(Steve): Ooh, burn, dude. Didn't you warn her about those?

(Bob): Twice. Once with my words. This time with my fist.
by zapfdingus February 25, 2010
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fuckward

Messed Up....
Odd....
Gay....
"so i told that fuckward nicole to shut up about her damn horse"
by Christal May 22, 2003
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fuckward

The area of the clinic where all they do is fuck. So much fuckin goes on there that people's sicknesses are cured.
JimBob went to the hospital for anal warts and they were so full up he was sent to the fuckward. He came home with a size 10 poopshoot, but he was completely cured !!
by Poster Nutbag May 23, 2003
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fucktarf

at first it was a mis-spelling of 'fucktard' but due to my stooopidness i made it cooler by ... typing it in messenger.
check and mate.
dude you fucktarf!! that was a bike!
by dodd yo January 1, 2004
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fuckward

something that is both funny and ackward, or something that you laugh about later, but at the time is extremly embarrising (like me not know if i spelled embarrising correct)
i ran into some guy that i thought was my roomates friend and asked him about the party last night but it was the wrong guy so it was really fuckward
by tnoionl October 1, 2005
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Self serving egotistical fuckward

-So Garbencius prase siust darbus?
-Ne bet as nusiunciau nes kzn vistiek neturim gi pazymiu ir cia tik 6sav liko mokytis
-oho Zilvi you are self serving egotistical fuckward
by Gabrys May 13, 2020
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fuckward

Essentially a fucking retard. Mostly encountered in the depths of tumblr or really just the internet in general. Even here, you've got these asswipes posting definitions for their own name or people they hate and either sucking their own dick or ranting about someone else. On top of that, even more fuckwards upvote that shit, so it ends up on the site for the whole fuckin' world to see. Great job volunteers, just fuckin' great.
Common species of Facebook Fuckward: 'Deer skool, y u exizt? suncerly, me nd evry1 else.'

No, that's a real fucking post. People like this breathe our oxygen.
by Senpai Hunter August 16, 2015
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