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Fuckhouse Johnson

Its where you and a loved one both cramp into a small porta potty and shit in your hands and begin the process of smearing filthy shit all over the walls intill the whole inside is brown. Then you have dirty sex while holding onto the shit covered walls and smearing each other at the same time while screaming out all the people that have the last name johnson.
Shit Bill! are you listening???? the dam kids got into the our construction shitters again and gave it another Fuckhouse Johnson. I don't know what else do... you idiot they keep ruining every one we put out.
by Dr. Thesaures August 5, 2012
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Alligator Fuckhouse

latin: Conglomero crocodylus

A sexual act with an exciting end for either participant. At the point of mutual climax, one partner bites down on the corner of the other's neck, near the shoulder, and initiates a "death roll"--similar to the efficient hunting technique of an alligator or crocodile, in which the reptile breaks its victim's bones and flesh through vigorous, sensual rotations.
Nethin' prepares me for the great thrill of an Alligator Fuckhouse after an hour of love-making. Daisy is a big girl, 6'1" and heavy as a truck, so when she starts rolling me, I know that our climax is going to be anything but dull. The bleeding usually stops within an hour, and the occasional broken rib is just a small price to pay.
by Dirty Buck Nasty March 29, 2010
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Fuckulous

completely fucking ridiculous, who has time to tell an idiot that he is fucking ridiculous, tell him he's fuckulous so you can go on living your life alittle faster.

/cheetos
That punk beatch is fuckulous trying to compare that import ricer to an american hot rod.
by Kris Anderson August 31, 2004
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alligator fuckhouse

A term used for when I bite the neck of my lover and open their legs like a mighty crocodile then go into a deathroll while having sexual intercourse with him.
I gave Rex a good Alligator Fuckhouse last night after mom went to work.
by M.. Rehmeyer February 13, 2008
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Spongebob Fuckhouse

When one takes a pineapple and sets it on their partners head while fucking her in the ass.
"Jim surly knows how to give a girl a mother fucking spongebob FUCKHOUSE!!!!! AHHHHHH!!! FUCKKK!!!!!
by yuff & bone November 29, 2009
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Fucktrout

One who has the brain of a fucking trout. Fucktrouts serve no useful purpose. They are using our valuable oxygen to expound their fucktrout opinions. If you meet a Fucktrout you have two options 1) Run 2) Rapidly punch it in its gut and run.
Wow, that Charlotte is socially inept and when she talks I instantly can tell she is a total Fucktrout. Run!
by lolitabambina April 14, 2010
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Fuckhouse

That one person who's being a real dick and says the most obvious things.
"Hey, Shane, it's raining outside."
"Thanks, fuckhouse."
by Flamingus August 7, 2009
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