Fucktrout 

One who has the brain of a fucking trout. Fucktrouts serve no useful purpose. They are using our valuable oxygen to expound their fucktrout opinions. If you meet a Fucktrout you have two options 1) Run 2) Rapidly punch it in its gut and run.

Wow, that Charlotte is socially inept and when she talks I instantly can tell she is a total Fucktrout. Run!

Fucktrout by lolitabambina April 14, 2010

fucktraction 

when attracted to another person only for sexual reasons.

"I have a deep fucktraction to Sara!"
"man I'm so fucktracted to David!"

fucktraction by lambart January 19, 2014

fuckermouth 

fuckermouth one who is a fucker and runs their mouth constantly a vulgar and offensive alternative to calling someone a motor mouth

dude wheres my 50 dollars you owe me

man if i had 50 dollars i would not give it to you

dude shut up fuckermouth i did not ask for your wiseass comment any way

wow man youre really uptight

dude what did you expect from me fuckermouth

ok man i get you

fuckermouth by littlejimmie September 13, 2019

Fuckaroundary 

Noun

The multitude of unexpected peripheral tasks one often has to do in order to complete what seems at first a simple task.

After finding his lost impact driver, discovering that the bit is stuck inside, going to the hardware store to buy liquid wrench to free the bit, finally working the bit free back at the jobsite, and then discovering the desired bit is missing, going back to the hardware store and finding they don't have the proper bit in stock, Lorne exclaimed in frustration, "What a day of fuckaroundary!"

Fuckaroundary by Ted The Ned November 15, 2018

fucktrump 

When circumstances or management seem ridiculously out of control or unorganised

That idiot running this place is a total fucktrump dickhead

fucktrump by As I understand it Charlie March 20, 2017

Fuckarounditis 

"A behavioral disorder characterized by a mediocre physique and complete lack of progress, despite significant amounts of time spent in the gym."

Bro: Hey brah! You almost done with the squat rack? I need to do some curlz!

Me: You have fuckarounditis and you need help.

Fuckarounditis by dataguy October 14, 2011

fucktrated 

(1) Frustrated, due primarily (or to some large degree) by the absence of or inability to attain sexual activity.
(2) Hard-up; horny
(3) Sexually dissatisfied

"Gurl, I'm feelin' fucktrated... that's frustrated, with an emphasis on the fuck."

fucktrated by Mitzvah May 13, 2008