Fuck puppy 

My step dad is a real creep, always chatting up the pups. He’s one sick fuck puppy.

God damn, ur such a fuck puppy

Fuck puppy by sqli August 5, 2019

fuckjumpy

When you sleep over at a friends house and they roll out the big inflatable air mattress Aerobed and cram it into the spare room. It's 2-3 feet off the ground (you know, the really big ones) and just barely fits into the room. It looked like one of those jumpy's that kids get for birthday parties in the culdesac.

"My girlfriend and I were visiting a friend out of state, and they put us up in the spare room with the inflatable Aerobed mattress. We turned that thing into a fuckjumpy!"

fuckjumpy by Dubble Trubble August 18, 2007

Fuckpuppetry 

Fuckpuppetry is the action of using the body of a willing sexual partner as a passive object of pleasure. Often it involves extensive manipulation of the other's body, like a puppet. It is said that "FP" relies on high levels of trust and that human puppets report high levels of sexual and emotional satisfaction. 🎀🎀🎀

She longed to engage in fuckpuppetry with her professor, once she realized that his intense stare meant not that he disliked her, but rather desired to rule over her body.

Fuckpuppetry by Puppe April 10, 2015

fuckpuppies 

An expression of minor disgust or dismay

I can't find my glasses, fuckpuppies!

fuckpuppies by Mickey Bitsko September 26, 2007

fuckappy

Feeling divine and above everyone else because you realize that your mind is really fucked up, but in a good way, somewhat like the creative minds of Steven Jobs or Jack Sparrow.

Eduardo Saverin: What have you been upto?

Mark Zuckerberg: Listen I have this brilliant idea. People want to go online and check out their friends, so why not build a website that offers that? Friends, pictures, profiles, whatever you can visit, browse around, maybe it's someone you just met at a party. Eduardo, I'm not talking about a dating site, I'm talking about taking the entire social experience of college and putting it online.

Eduardo Saverin: (takes a moment to digest it all) Wow!

Mark Zuckerberg: (does a weird dance move) I know. Feeling totally fuckappy!

fuckappy by udcreator October 21, 2013

fuckpussynigga 

the hate of the United Kingdom

im a fuckpussynigga

fuckpussynigga by nottdark November 13, 2020

fuckpump 

noun: a husband, someone who shoves his penis in a vagina

I gotta go home and make dinner for the fuckpump.

fuckpump by Climax Queen March 30, 2004