Fuckalated

something that is disrupted or destroyed due to some stupid not thought out prank/idea.

if you try to make that jump with your skate board youll end up being fuckalated

by annne22ew May 26, 2009

fuckopath

When you continual fuck over, fuck up, fuck with, all aspects of society for no reason other then to enjoy the discomfort caused by doing so!

You are such a fuckopath piece of shit for telling the boss that the idea to save money was yours and not mine.

by Jzeppelin December 16, 2008

Fucktuate

when you fluctuate sexual positions, from ok, to great, then back to ok again, usually within the span of about 5 minutes.

Man, i'm getting tired of the old positions, you wanna fucktuate tonight?

by Drim498 July 17, 2010

Fuckcation

noun

A planned vacation made ahead of time to meet a girl for the purposes of having a week-long marathon of sex. Usually a common practice with long-distance relationships.

Arnaldo: I am so stressed from work and I haven't had sex in weeks.
Peter: Don't you have a girlfriend?
Arnaldo: Yeah but she lives in New York.
Peter: You should plan a fuckcation.

by Figa Hunter October 15, 2013

fuckometer

A device used to assess the shagability of a chick. Ranging from zero to ten, the fuckometer gives a graded scale which dudes can use to compare tail.

Dude 1: "Your mom's a fox, dude. She's 9 on the fuckometer."
Dude 2: "WTF?!!?"

by Wizards Sleeve July 27, 2006

fuckocrite

1.It means fucking hypocrite.
2.What all parents and teachers are.

1.Stop being such a fuckocrite.
2.When my dad says follow the golden rule it just proves to me that he's a fuckocrite.

by Devil Kisses April 17, 2009

fuckcake

1. An excuse to use the word fuck multiple times in a sentence.
2. A generic insult roughly equivalent to fuckhead, fuckface, etc.

1. What the motherfucking fuckcake eating fuck?
2. Go fuck yourself, you motherfucking fuckcake.

by RCanuck February 14, 2008