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Fucktard Dumbass 

Someone who has screwed up so many times that they earn the title of a fucktard AND a dumbass. It's usually used on Ex's (mostly boyfriends) that fuck up big time and continuously lie to get try and get out of trouble, but end up in deeper shit.
"my ex boyfriend is such a fucktard dumbass! he lied about his parents not wanting us to be together!"
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Fucktardette 

Your belly button is not your b-hole, you fucktardette
Fucktardette by Weedfurnace January 31, 2022

Fuckland with an A 

If you've ever had trouble remembering how to spell Auckland, the largest city in New Zealand, then this is the mnemonic for you.
"How do you spell Auckland?"
"It's like Fuckland with an A."

fucktard Biden 

The 46th POTUS.
Gee, Mitt, that Fucktard Biden is a real douche nozzle!
fucktard Biden by Maga! January 22, 2021

Fuckland, USA 

A nickname used colloquially for that town in the US where everyone and everything is completely fucked up.
Welcome to Fuckland, USA, all you have to do is bend over and crack a smile!

fucktard contest 

An alternative, and very cynical, name for election day.
I'm going down to the polls on Tuesday to vote in the fucktard contest.
fucktard contest by Led Zeppole November 8, 2003

Fucktard Stink Box 

Most often defined as a bitter, low life, idiotic, tool, with absolutely nothing to offer to society. Also known as a brainless piece of shit and a disgusting waste of resources . These types of people grow old and fat and eventually die off without leaving their mark on the world.They are insignificant and are angry about it. A Fucktard Stink Box is always at fault for all of the negativity in their life. Usually low class and very addicted to drama. Self loathing and self destructive. Tries to make other lives a miserable hell because they hate their own.
The Fucktard Stink Box spent all of her time in life worrying about insignificant egotistical issues. Eventually she wasted away without a claim to her name and died.
Fucktard Stink Box by 8inchdelite January 1, 2010