monkey fucking

Attempting to fuck while wearing clothes.

Alyssa and Chad were monkey fucking in the bedroom because they were scared about getting caught with their clothes off when Alyssa's mom showed up to pick her up.

by Yo dude it's me January 28, 2007

The Monkey Fucking The Skunk

This is a saying used by someone that is tired of another person. Usually used by a man in regards to his wife, girlfriend, or biznitch of some sort.

Boy, I tell you what, I'm like the monkey fucking the skunk, I've had about all this stinking sumbitch I can stand.

by Hard Ass May 22, 2003

monkey fucking

A sexual position involving a large woman and two five gallon buckets. The woman assumes a position where her asshole is pointed so that the best angle to fuck her is straight down, at which point you climb upon the two buckets and then proceed to fuck her in a vertical motion with your penis at a dick bending 180 degree angle. Most importantly you must then smack her ass cheeks with both hands with every successive thrust, giving you the appearance of a monkey hopping up and down with flailing arms. NOises are optional, but always appreciated

Call up your mom and tell your friend Bussy to bring some buckets, we are gonna do some monkey fucking tonight

by philip anselmo March 10, 2007

Monkey fucking a coconut

When you see someone large operating a small vehicle or are working in a confined area.

That dude on that scooter, looks like a monkey fucking a coconut.

by Wcmd March 15, 2016

Russian monkey fucking

The act of speaking like a Russian monkey, usually used in sexual role play and kidnappings

Boy 1- Hey, my girlfriend just agreed to Russian monkey fucking tonight!

Boy 2- lol my mom and I do Russian monkey fucking every night, you absolute fool!

Boy 1- Got damn

by Cockfuckbitchhoeasscuck April 29, 2021

monkey fucking a coconut

Having sex with the toilet throw rug on the bathroom floor

He's been in the bathroom for a long time - I bet there's a monkey fucking a coconut in there, no doubt.

by Hodad Bonedaddy August 3, 2006

a monkey fucking a football

1. Someone who dose not pays any attention to what is going on around them.
2. Someone one with no logic or common sense.

shannon your like a monkey fucking a football.

by houdek May 29, 2008