Fat Fuckered

A condition that occurs when a light athlete is passed in a triathlon by an competitor in the Clydesdale (>200 lb male) or Athena (>140 lb female) class.

"Dude, I've been starving myself down to 4% body fat to get fast, and some fat fucker just dropped me like a bad habit on the bike leg."

or

"Bob got fat fuckered at least 15 times in the Sprit of Racine triathlon."

by Cleetus Boondoggle August 3, 2009

fuckweed

A fuckhead who keeps coming back to bother you, despite the fact that you smack him down, like a weed growing out of cracks in the asphalt.

The fuckweed on the Adventure Rider Internet forum kept up his lame attempts at annoying me, but I ignored him and he eventually went away. He was a real fuckweed.

by BobFV1 December 18, 2007

fuckereyed

To look at someone or something in an odd manner or with an odd expression.

Why did you look at me all fuckereyed?

by Ldybug February 22, 2011

fucky0weed

The best bitch you will ever meet. Not nice nor mean. Very pretty. But mess with her and she will get ugly with you !

Her : look at fucky0weed

Her friend : dont mess with that girl , she will fuck you up

by Fucky0weed June 28, 2017

fuckered up

extraordinarily intoxicated by any means

Joe found out the hard way that mixing pills and booze can get you fuckered up way too fast.

by EviLCorey September 10, 2003

fuckered

The state of mind experienced after more than a day of drug use in the Agricola compound. Can also be modified with "jigger" to mean a state of being completely unhinged and unfit for public consumption.

Man, I've been here on Agricola Street getting fuckin fuckered off my ass for three days now.

I'm so jigger-fuckered I can't even sign my own name.

by emdashed March 31, 2004

Fuckered Up

Basically it means Fucked up. But it's a way cooler way of saying it.

"Lemme fix your website, cuz it's all fuckered up"

by Teufel October 5, 2005