fuckage

the essence and gooey physical remnants left in the bed from a night of intercourse

usual components include semen, pussy juice, lube, and occasionally blood or fecal matter

ew dude don't sit on my bed... it has all my fuckage from last night with the club ho I brought home

by pwnzone February 10, 2010

Fuckage

A unit of measurement used to determine how much fuck is currently in any given situation, whether it be literal sexual intercourse or figuratively, as profanity.

Ex 1: Guy: *walks in on orgy* “Woah! That’s a lot of fuckage!”

Ex. 2: Guy 1: “Bro my girl is pregnant! Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck what do I do man?”

Guy 2: “Hey man calm down. Take a deep breath, ease off the fuckage.”

by The Armerg Dictionary April 13, 2019

Fuckage

When the packaging on your order is ruined or the packaging is ruining the product you ordered.

“Man the shipping company fuckaged my order “

Fuckaged as in the packaging is ruined or ruined the product inside the package.

by John”the rock”cena August 13, 2021

Fuckage

The act of getting fucked harder than reading SpongeBob X Squidward Wattpad fan fiction

He died from total fuckage

One man replies: “The best way to go out”

by Urban Dickle March 30, 2022

fuckage

the act of fucking

is this possible fuckage?

by phxro January 10, 2023

Titty Fuckage

When A Male Sticks His Wad Between Two Melon Sized Fuck Balls And Cums All Over The Bitches Chest With Splatter Everywhere And Red Titties.

John Titty Fuckaged The Shit Out Of Jane Yesterday, She Got Her Titties Played With.

by Bert Backaracalack October 29, 2004

religious fuckamentalist

A crazy Christian.

A religious fundamentalist who is so deep into their religion that they have crossed over into crazy!

Religious extremists.

I had another one of those religious fuckamentalists knock at my door, trying to convert me. They are so crazy, how could heaven be a great place if they are in it?

by bunnysmama1 August 18, 2011