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fuck stick 

a person who is useless to others and has no purpose in life.They usally sham thier way and. lie to achieve thier goals. They will usally try to get you to fell sorry for them by pretending to be hurt mentally and physically .
dumbass
crotch rocket
without common sense
Stan:Man Do You know Staff Sergant Morris ?
Rick: Yeah I know that fuck stick.
fuck stick by Delvechio Coburn April 4, 2008
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fuck-stick 

The contemporary version of "Fuck-Shtick"

N: Slang term for moron.

V: To deliver sexual intercourse with a particluar degree of talent. male

fucked, fuck·ing, fucks +
shtick also schtick or shtik

Interesting because of the vast differnce between the noun and verb in focus of abuse to complement.
N: "..Quit being a fuck-stick or i'll smash you in the nuts..."

V: "..as she was endued with a particular sense-of-cock, he was equally gifted with fuck-stick..."

take a lip lock on my fuck stick

a sentence used for the occansional dumbass who doesnt know what a blow job means.
Matt:take a lip lock on my fuck stick
Darien: OKAY =D!!!

fuck stick 

Another word for penis - typically used in a threatening manner.
"So what did you do then?"

"I told him if he didn't shut up that I would break my fuck stick off in his word hole!"
fuck stick by frostboy74 September 15, 2009

fuck stick 

A penis, esp. an erect one.
Dude, someone pantsed that guy and I saw his fuck stick.
fuck stick by spikeboy March 25, 2004

Fuck stick 

1. The frozen bologna pole, penis, cyclops, one eyed bandit, winkie, the dolphin, purple-helmeted warrior of love, skin flute, cock, pecker

2. Something used as a substitute for a dildo (IE a length of encased pepperoni, a broom handle, a shower head, a popsicle)

3. A man whose only purpose for a woman is to serve her physical needs (she doesn't care what he has to say or what he looks like; he is solely good in bed and is only there to please her).
1. Lick the snotty end of my fuck stick!

2. The lonely horny girl used a tennis racquet to "serve" as her fuck stick.

3. I can't break up with Joe! He may be a stupid, homely, jobless alcoholic but he's a great fuck stick!
Fuck stick by Becki February 12, 2005

suck on the snottie end of my fuck stick! 

A term of multiple uses from sarcasm to passion.

In the heat of dirty sticky love one might say... Hey suck the snottie end of my fuck stick!

In a moment of anger suck on the snottie end of my fuck stick! Bitch!
As I left the room in anger I yelled suck on the snottie end of my fuck stick!