Fuckititis

Having a "fuck it" attitude towards (usually) important work that needs to be done by a certain time.

Proper medical term to explain procrastination.

Lisa had 3 term papers due next week but she caught a case of fuckititis and went to a party instead.

by Jane Doughski April 5, 2009

fuckittish

adj. feeling disinclined to do a thing, despite really knowing one ought to care about it; feeling generally blasé toward activity in general; the feeling of being "meh"; suffering from a complete inability to give a shit

I'm really hungry and shouldn't eat out again this week, but I'm feeling really fuckittish about cooking right now.

by menace to propriety February 9, 2009

Fucktits

a unit of measure used to describe how wasted you are.

dude im high as fucktits!!!

hey, lets get fucktit drunk.

by LLLUUUCCCAAASSSS January 27, 2010

Fuctivision

The act of watching or reading something when you should be working, then sharing the perverted information with your friends and making them queasy!!

Bob gave me a fuctivision by showing me a video that was wrong on so many levels, I think I'm going to have a nightmares

by hdfltc September 24, 2010

Fagititis

Degenerative disease that consumes an indefected individual.

Symptoms include:

>Being God-damn
retarded
>Epic Fails in life
>turning them into
a fag, (not homosexually speaking)


There is no known cure for Fagititis
but there is treatment, corporal punishment
dished out by friends.

Fagititis has been
found to go hand in hand with fag sex, fag queen, fagasaurus

That's it man,
you have full blown fagititis.

by sel-kie April 2, 2009

fucktitious

absolutely wrong or fictitious, defining the person as a fucking idiot.

Did you hear what John said earlier?

John is a fucktitious asshole, he's always full of shit.

by mike231 July 27, 2009

fucktits

Disregard this one too. . .Leave my name be, you Fatass-imposter.

Leave my name be, you Fatass-imposter.

by Fatass February 24, 2003