foner

A word to describe a fake boner caused by an unfortunate crease of the pants.

I glanced over at Peter and it seemed as though he had a boner, Peter yelped: "Naaaaa son, it's just a foner!"

by Ben the Shastifier May 9, 2005

fione

the black way of saying fine.

"dayyyyyumm gurll youz iz fione"

by tara ashton northcutt June 12, 2006

fioner

a really annoying nickname for the name fiona.
often used because it rhymes with the words "stoner" and "boner".

most people who use it are jelous of fiona's awesomeness.

1. "let's make a group on facebook called the 'anti fioner coalition.'"
2. "don't call me fioner you republican ballsucker!"

by iffilust May 18, 2008

stuckin foned

A state reached after exessive marijuana use.

"Yeah, Saturday night we got some hydro from this wierd old hippe dude... man, it got us stuckin foned!!"

by buzzsaw February 20, 2004

fatone

A person who is fat. Combines the words fat and one, and is pronounced like the name of the former NSync singer Joey "Fatone"

Wow, that new girl in the department sure is a fatone.

by Vinbob September 30, 2006

schlipping mah fronecks

The act of having a transsexual prostitute first stretch your scrotum, then insert both of your testes into your own anus using her/his penis, simultaneously vomiting into your open mouth while you strike him/her in the lower abdomen to induce involuntary defecation.

That tranny hooker was doing a great schlipping mah fronecks last night before I kicked her ass out of bed because her shit smelled like bad Taco Bell.

by Mysterious_Andy December 3, 2009

Foner

A foner is the unexpected erection when one is encountered with or thinks about some kind of delicious food. Foner literally translates to Food Boner.

"Mmm, what y'all cookin up? This smell's giving me a serious foner!"

"Don't mention GBK, the thought will give a foner"

by Elenashitgurl February 2, 2014