When you aren't quite able to choose if you're going to kick it in the front seat, or sit in the back seat. Often you aren't even sure if there is room in either sections of the car.
Rebecca Black: Kickin' in the front seat, sittin in the back seat. Which seat can I taaaaaaakke?
-As you can see, it can be quite the Front Seat Back Seat Dilemma.
-As you can see, it can be quite the Front Seat Back Seat Dilemma.
by RoboCat April 11, 2011
Get the Front Seat Back Seat Dilemmamug. by IIIII TK IIIII December 7, 2010
Get the back-front-wipermug. by Mr. Notorious March 18, 2014
Get the she got the front and the backmug. Depending on where you are in the Eiffel tower, you are either the front cop or the back cop. The front cop is responsible for the mouth, nose, and ears. The back cop is responsible for the anus, vagina, and other orifices.
Michael: Hey P-Ka$h, do you think you'd be down for some good old Front Cop, Back Cop action downtown tonight?
P-Ka$h: That's really sus Michael, but if I get to be the back cop, you got a deal!
Michael: Nice P-Ka$h! Love having a good time with you!
P-Ka$h: That's really sus Michael, but if I get to be the back cop, you got a deal!
Michael: Nice P-Ka$h! Love having a good time with you!
by IloveChristina1234 March 20, 2022
Get the Front Cop, Back Copmug. The mistake couples make when a partner sticks his penis or a lesbian uses a dildo or her fingers to penetrate the anus of a woman and then proceeds to stick the same appendage into the woman's vagina. They fail to realize that the woman's vagina will be contaminated with germs from the anus.
The lesbian porn scene was intense, but there was a front-to-back fail at the end of the scene. One of the women may need to do a heavy duty cleansing. dirty vagina, vaginal infection, unclean, wipe front to back, stinky gouch
by joecoolthefool February 10, 2015
Get the front-to-back failmug. by spikkaspegg March 12, 2020
Get the Front Backmug. by Mistress Dru September 17, 2017
Get the FNB (Front and Back)mug.