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Front Seat Back Seat Dilemma

When you aren't quite able to choose if you're going to kick it in the front seat, or sit in the back seat. Often you aren't even sure if there is room in either sections of the car.
Rebecca Black: Kickin' in the front seat, sittin in the back seat. Which seat can I taaaaaaakke?

-As you can see, it can be quite the Front Seat Back Seat Dilemma.
by RoboCat April 11, 2011
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back-front-wiper

When A Woman's crotch smells like she wiped her ass from back to front. . .
Dang bro I was just about to go down on her and it hit me in the face like a back-front-wiper!
by IIIII TK IIIII December 7, 2010
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she got the front and the back

She has a fat ass and big tits.
Dude: You see that thick girl over there?
Dude 2: Yeah, she got the front and the back!
by Mr. Notorious March 18, 2014
mugGet the she got the front and the backmug.

Front Cop, Back Cop

Depending on where you are in the Eiffel tower, you are either the front cop or the back cop. The front cop is responsible for the mouth, nose, and ears. The back cop is responsible for the anus, vagina, and other orifices.
Michael: Hey P-Ka$h, do you think you'd be down for some good old Front Cop, Back Cop action downtown tonight?
P-Ka$h: That's really sus Michael, but if I get to be the back cop, you got a deal!
Michael: Nice P-Ka$h! Love having a good time with you!
by IloveChristina1234 March 20, 2022
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front-to-back fail

The mistake couples make when a partner sticks his penis or a lesbian uses a dildo or her fingers to penetrate the anus of a woman and then proceeds to stick the same appendage into the woman's vagina. They fail to realize that the woman's vagina will be contaminated with germs from the anus.
The lesbian porn scene was intense, but there was a front-to-back fail at the end of the scene. One of the women may need to do a heavy duty cleansing. dirty vagina, vaginal infection, unclean, wipe front to back, stinky gouch
by joecoolthefool February 10, 2015
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Front Back

Small tits.
Not a Back Back, but a Front Back.
Looks like her Front is a Back
She has a Front Back
by spikkaspegg March 12, 2020
mugGet the Front Backmug.

FNB (Front and Back)

When giving or receiving oral sex in the front (pussy) and back (ass)
FNB (Front and Back)
Girl please let me have a taste of that FNB!
by Mistress Dru September 17, 2017
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