Frontal Scoop

1. when a male, instead of wiping from the back, wipes his anus from the front going between his legs and under his ballsack, thus for easier and more convenient viewing pleasure of the soiled toilet paper

2. wiping the anus from the front because your mother never potty trained you correctly

1. Yeah I walked in on him taking a dump and he was doing the frontal scoop. It was weird.

by Stevey Beavers March 23, 2012

front bummer

a slang word; derived from the UK.
a woman's vaginal fart, otherwise known in the english-speaking world as a queef.

"wow dude, she just cut a wicked front bummer."

by atticlight86 February 10, 2013

Front Rowing

The act of pretending that you were close to someone who passed away to gain attention and sympathy

It suck that Jared died but did you see Christie front rowing with his family at the funeral. She barely knew him. She is always looking for attention.

by Charlie Badass September 29, 2019

eminence front

A song by the rock group The Who about the facade one erects, or the pose one assumes, whether from pride, arrogance, insecurity or some other motive, in order to conceal his or her identity or essential self. The song lists various happenings, the pursuit or occurrence of which causes us to forget that we conceal ourselves as such.

Eminence fronters: Name-droppers, power trippers, title proclaimers, bling wearers, etc.

by Keith Hodges May 25, 2007

Front ensemble

More commonly known as the pit. The part of a drum corps or marching band that stands in front of the field and do not march. The Front ensemble can include mallet instruments(marimba, xylophone, vibraphone, etc.), guitar, bass guitar, keyboard/synthesizer, drum set, and auxiliary, among many things. The pit is the forgotten part of most drumlines, as most people only include the battery(snares, tenors, bass drums) in the drumline. Usually very nice people who are criticized excessively by the rest of the corps because they don't march.

1.
person 1: Look at the Front Ensemble.
Person 2: Yeah, their mallet line is incredible!

2.
Trumpet Player: Dude, the FrontEnsemble is so lucky they don't have to march. They are so lazy.
Clarinet player: Yeah but the pit has to push all that heavy equipment to and from the field all the time.

by Heidi Ramone April 12, 2009

Frontier

Frontier; screw, fool, defraud, bamboozle, dupe or swindle. Not getting a straight answer. Being passed around from dept to dept. In reference to Frontier Communications' poor service.

"I waited all day for the technician to show up and install my internet and he never showed up and I called into Customer Service and no one could give me a straight answer.", "Awe, man, you really got Frontiered"

"I gave my credit card information over the phone to the ISP and they hung up on me and I called back and no one picked up", "Sounds like you got Frontiered, my friend"

by CustomerServiceRep March 31, 2017

Frohe Salzgau

Salzgau is the German holiday to commemorate those affected by the notable drought in Salzburg, Germany in 1859. The Salzach river was the primary water source for the townspeople of Salzburg, but the river became salinized due to salt leakage from the nearby Austrian salt mines. As a result, the city of Salzburg and many neighboring cities had no fresh water for many years creating an effective drought. Because of this tragedy, a holiday was established to remember and celebrate the townspeople affected by this drought. To celebrate this holiday it is common to say "Frohe Salzgau" to your loved ones, as well as to consume salty foods and snacks. Due to the popularity of this holiday, it has spread throughout Europe and even across the atlantic to the United States.

*today is Salzgau*
A: "Frohe Salzgau"
B: "Wut"
A: "Oh you don't speak german... Happy Salt Day"
B: "Cool let's eat pretzels lol"

by sunshinespy April 7, 2017