Frisco fritter

When you deficate between a women's breasts then grab both tits firmly. Vigorously shake them up and down while applying an inward pressure which should cause fecal matter to exit from the upper and lower cleavage representing a gourmet chocolate fritter (works best on large breasted women)

-jimmy h

Your ex-girlfriend is such a whore so I did you a solid and frisco frittered on her. Your welcome.

by Jack meofff January 15, 2015

Grandma's Apple Fritter

Vaginal Labia that dangle low and look generally unappealing. Usually found on older women.

Ted shacked up with that cougar last night. He said that Grandma's Apple Fritter was so bad that it was like trying to pull gum off of a park bench.

by BuiltForComfort1981 June 30, 2009

frittering

spazing out due to maximum frustration or uber meth smoking symptoms include erratic behavior, wide eyes, shaking , and rapid placement of lounge furniture.

Joe was frittering out after a hard night on it......

gaz started to convulse due to his frittering that night....

by doughboi12345 August 7, 2012

Fritterback

When someone is so muscular and ripped that their back resembles the surface of an apple fritter.

guy 1: Hey man, wanna go to Gold's and lift some more weights?
guy 2: No way bro, I've already got fritterback.

by Vamptastic February 26, 2009

shit fritter

A modestly sized clump of crap or some insignificant little twat who has the impact of such

Whatever you say, shit fritter.

by Coco Duprie January 20, 2009

Fritter Titties

Droopy, Floppy, Pendulous, Saggy, Slouchy, or Wilting Boobies.

Check out dat mama! WHOOOA! Nevermind! She got dem ugly fritter titties!

by Heavy Debbie January 22, 2010

Apple Fritter

The act of shoving an apple up the butt

I ran out of bananas so I apple frittered that bitch instead!

by bingbongpedo April 10, 2010