friendly fire

to cum on your self by mistake is known as friendly fire.

that feels good..... GOD DAMN IT! FUCKING FRIENDLY FIRE.

by fattybunta January 1, 2009

friendly fire

To be able to hurt or attempt to hurt someone/thing without taking blame.

Geri: *Hit's Hanna*
Hanna: WTH?!
Geri: Friendly Fire! *Big smiles*

by RAWR---x August 30, 2007

Friendly Fire

Accidentally ejaculating on another straight man

Jeremy's father walked in, and was caught in friendly fire.

by Cumshot Carl November 13, 2011

Friendly Fire

During a sexual act, more then two people. Such as a threesome or an orgy. When one man or more is accidently hit with another man’s semen while they are attempting to ejaculate on someone else or pulling out. Protocol reaction for the person who was shot is to quickly wipe it off and not bring attention to it.

During an orgy my buddy accidently got hit with some friendly fire.

by Teddy076 February 13, 2009

Friendly fire

An Oxymoron

Murphy's law: Friendly fire--isn't

by Cpt.Bob November 2, 2003

Friendly fire

leading cause of casualties in Bush Jr.'s invasion of Iraq

Stupid US Soldier: THIS IS FOR THE CIVIL WAR U BRIT!!!
British Soldier: wait a second...

by LinKuei-Sephiroth July 31, 2003

Friendly Fire

When you have a serious case of diarrhea and you think you have finished. You go to wipe and another pocket of brown shoots you in the hand.

Hey Henry, why are spending so much time at the sink? Bill, I had a bad case of friendly fire.

by Chris Donnelly October 3, 2005