Friction

Friction: One who goes on power trips thinking they are cool. One that thinks they can take over something they did not create. Someone who wants brandonc1 to sit on they're lap. Someone who masterbates to George Bush. Someone who you can't tell them they are wrong. They are always right (so they think). Someone who thinks

I am Friction, I know whats best. I run straightline and i kicked pmi out of masterworks.(NOT) I tell the truth all the time. (He never tells the truth.)

by The dictator January 13, 2009

Frictionous

An adjective to describe something that has a lot of friction.

The carpet is very frictionous.

by ProgrammerKid November 30, 2016

science friction

The difference of opinion between scientific schools of thought.

A: Well, I'm glad we all finally agree that the beginning of everything hinges soley on the 'Big Bang' theory.
B: Hold on there, Poindexter! I think we have found ourselves in a position of 'science friction'. You see, I subscribe the the time's arrow school of thought.

by Bryan Gilbreath October 23, 2010

internal friction

It's basically like sexual frustration or external friction, except it's in your head. (:

'Man, after last night with Louis, I got some internal friction."

by larrystylin28 December 21, 2017

social friction

the inability to complete a task due to continuous talking with one or more people or the inability to arrive at a destination due to socially interacting with one or more people one runs into on the way.

"Sorry I'm late, I would've been here sooner but I ran into Aidan and, you know, social friction!"

by SADWHORE October 18, 2021

friction pile

A group of people rubbing vigorously against each other for warmth.

We were cold, so we formed a not gay friction pile to stay warm.

by Harthacnut March 2, 2009

fat friction

Fat friction is generated from the rubbing together of thunder thighs when obese people walk. It has been estimated that a chubber wearing corduroy pants can generate 800 BTUs of heat-enough to make a grilled cheese sandwich.

My girlfriend melted the crotch out of her nylon wind suit with fat friction.

by wolfbait51 May 22, 2011