freefunking

Showing up to a friend's house for some prefunking empty handed and partaking of what everyone else brought.

Friend 1: Everyone is meeting at my house to prefunk before going to the bar tonight. Bring a bottle to share so we don't spend as much when we're out.

Free loading friend: Shit, I spent all my money on the new Justin Bieber CD. Guess I'll be freefunking and drink what everyone else brought.

by squeeky July 7, 2014

Chocolate French-Fry

After having anal sex and having feces repeatedly rammed into the penal hole, the penis fills up with a string of feces. Then upon taking a leak for the 1st time after anal sex, the skinny strip of feces will come out into the toilet. That strip is roughly the length and diameter of a chocolate french fry, hence the name.

"I forced Bryce to eat my chocolate french-fry as his punishment for not purging his man-gina before having his little hissy-fit and demanding I put the ol' crank shaft to him."

by Tasty Trevor December 18, 2008

French 3rd base

Anal sex

"Hey! What are you guys talking about?"
"Anal sex."
"Oh! You mean French 3rd base?"
"Yep."

by Jawscan August 3, 2015

French Letter

Slang for a condom.
Also something Till Lindeman likes to fuck without

I like to fuuuuck, but no french letter

by Soggy Notes April 19, 2021

French Mistake

When an otherwise straight male is persuaded to, or on a whim in the heat of the moment, engages in a homosexual act of which he later regrets and is ashamed.
Alluded to in the musical number of the same name in Mel Brooks' film "Blazing Saddles".

Having shared the intamacy of a small tent for so long, in the stress of jungle combat, Pierre and Gustav came close to making the French Mistake on many a steamy night.

by Mo T Juste September 19, 2008

Freftovers

Fresh leftovers. When food is uneaten at the end of a meal and then eaten within a few hours.

"I can't wait for Thanksgiving. But really I can't wait to make an ultimate freftovers turkey sandwich for dinner."

by pantstore November 27, 2014

French Tea

A subtle descriptive phrase used as a proposition for particularly romantic sexual intercourse, between a man and a bisexual female. The coitus may include excessive tea bagging and/or use of milk in a sexual fashion. N.B milk may be euphemistic.

Jacob, would you like to come back to mine for some French tea?

by Dr Penetration October 23, 2013