freesies

Objects received for free (from sweepstaking, extreme couponing, closeout sales, checkout samples, or anything of the like) up for grabs by anyone in or with relation to the family such as: college students, good-for-nothing family members (can possibly still be college students), and general moochers. Usually include, but not limited to, unnecessary amounts of toiletries or cleaning products, but can also include anything as extravagant as vacations, cars, or bathrobes. Often these items are received without consent in regards to color, size, model, or type.

My mom wins me and my roommate a bunch of freesies.

by adrianatianadiadema November 23, 2011

freesnaking

allowing the penis to hang freely under trousers without jocks

Mick Jagger was a specialist at freesnaking in

tight jeans

by Crakkatack January 3, 2012

freesnapper

An animal that will bite at you without being provoked, mostly referring to dogs though

"Joe's dog is pretty cute, can I pet him?" "I wouldn't, he's a freesnapper and might bite you"

by Bones2887 September 24, 2017

Freesara

Free the fancamqueen please and thank you

Bro #freesara?
Yea #freesarita

by Littlesillybean June 27, 2020

freesical

a free physical

I do not get a freesical for my achy hands.

by Doos Jarus December 28, 2020

Freeshavocado

What you say at Del Taco when they have "Fresh Avocado!"

Pubesant kid: "Get to DEL TACO, they got a new thing called, fresha—FREESHAVOCADO!

by PointingatmyBALLZ March 23, 2022

fressia

one of the nicest girls in the world who very much deserves the world. apart from that, she is very caring and always thinks about others. fressia is one of the most lovable people you have ever met. very freaky too ;)

boy 1: damn look at his girlfriend fressia, she’s so pretty I wish I was dating her. what a lucky guy

girl 1: omg I wish I was like fressia, she’s such a heartthrob

boy 1: ikr, look at her lips too god damn

by Landon227 January 16, 2023