Freebianism

Freebianism is a sexual orientation/ way of life not defined by the stereotypes or categories that have previously been set. Unlike heterosexuals and homosexuals, freebians do not involve themselves with one single gender. One might debate that a freebian is just a mere bisexual. However, bisexuality is solely a sexual orientation, and the term is becoming less and less credible. There is also a mentality aspect to consider when understanding freebianism. A freebian is capable of attracting and being attracted to the male and female sexes, and additionally capable of engaging in sexual activity with either. A freebian can live a more heterosexual lifestyle during one point of his or her life, and a homosexual lifestyle another. (The terms heterosexual and homosexual are to be used as guidelines rather than strict definitions here) Freebians possess an energy that many heterosexuals and homosexuals do not. Those around them are enticed by this energy and often given insight into their own desires. Ultimately freebians are , in a sense, "free". They are free from the boundaries that limit what a lifestyle can be defined as. One might argue that this very entry does just that. It does not. For when one says proudly, " I am a freebian!", he or she is not immediately shot down and labeled a bisexual. For what is a bisexual anyway? What is a homosexual? Freebians are not bound to a way of life due to how they naturally feel inside. Freebians are free.

I want that girl to give me head again, but because of freebianism she is getting friendly with the new chick.

by flashme July 8, 2009

Freemanism

(N.) A term describing the little tidbits of wisdom gained from Morgan Freeman's movie quotes. They can be anything from funny to serious, or wise to so amazingly wise it's making your head explode. Applying these quotes to your life is the first step in becoming almost as awesome as Morgan Freeman himself. (Almost, because it is impossible to be as awesome due to the fact that he is god himself)

Morgan Freeman (As Red in Shawshank Redemption) Let me tell you something my friend. Hope is a dangerous thing. Hope can drive a man insane.

Moviewatcher: There goes another freemanism! Morgan Freeman is a genius.

by Bloodraven412 January 4, 2010

Freeganism

A lifestyle dedicated to sourcing as many free goods and services as possible.

I'm sick of paying for everything! I'm converting to freeganism!

by asdeke December 20, 2008

Freemanism

The belief and following that Morgan Freeman is and always will be god. He is actually God acting as a man acting as a person in a movie.

John: Hey I'm atheist, What are you Jamal?

Jamal: Man Fuck Dat, I believe in Freemanism, Err' body know he be god.

by Jordan Fust August 15, 2008

Freeganism

Philosophy that promotes getting as much of one's food as possible from free sources.

"Your roomate is a freeganism"
( think about it..)

by aba May 13, 2005

Freemanism

The belief that Gordan Freeman from half- life is a god.

Quotes
"All hail the crowbar"
"May Gordon keep you safe from Head crabs"

"I believe in Freemanism. We freemanists believe that in the future Gordon Freeman will save the world from the combine"

by Sir Oberon The Striped April 27, 2009

Freemanism

A holy order dedicated to the worship of the Holy Voice of Morgan Freeman, and other such Holy Persons of specification.

Joe: May the blessings of the great Freeman be upon you!

Jim: Wow! I feel more epically amazing in every way than just before you uttered that phrase! It must be a gift from Morgan! I am going to convert to Freemanism!

Joe: That's five million, seven hundred and twelve!

by The Propheteerer August 2, 2011