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Gordon Freeman

Noun.

The main character of the Half Life video game series. He has a PhD in Theoretical Physics, wears thick glasses and can kick your and anyone elses ass without so much as breaking a sweat. He never talks, and doesn't need to, because he lets the high-caliber bullets careening into your chest do the talking for him.

After his first outing in HL1, Dr. Freeman had to escort and save a hot piece of ass named Alyx Vance, and also save the world and all that shit.

Dr. Freeman is the epitome of badassery. He is the perfect example of an awesome fictional character. He is Gordon Freeman. He will kick your ass.
Holy shit guy, it's Gordon Freeman! There's waaay too much badassness in this fuckin' room man! (explodes)
by BGE July 20, 2008
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Bob Freeman

Bob Freeman is a self made stock market millionaire. When he’s not smoking weed or putting his gun in Bang energy drink cans he’s banging everyone’s mom, live streaming on YouTube, and giving away millions of dollars to some lucky winner.
That guy Bob Freeman is a real stud he fucked my mom with a blunt in his mouth after he made a million bucks on the stock market.
by #bobfreemanabeast April 16, 2021
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Mr. Freeman

That one teacher who gives you the heebie-jeebies on the daily. That one teacher you roast and sneak diss on the low. He gives you a weird pedophile stare.
Sean: Omg Mr. Freeman is giving us that stare again.
by DatGirl,OhShitWhatUp June 26, 2016
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Freemanism

(N.) A term describing the little tidbits of wisdom gained from Morgan Freeman's movie quotes. They can be anything from funny to serious, or wise to so amazingly wise it's making your head explode. Applying these quotes to your life is the first step in becoming almost as awesome as Morgan Freeman himself. (Almost, because it is impossible to be as awesome due to the fact that he is god himself)
Morgan Freeman (As Red in Shawshank Redemption) Let me tell you something my friend. Hope is a dangerous thing. Hope can drive a man insane.

Moviewatcher: There goes another freemanism! Morgan Freeman is a genius.
by Bloodraven412 January 4, 2010
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morgan freeman's voice

Morgan Freeman's voice is by far the sexiest voice in the entire universe.
Morgan Freeman's voice is godlike.
by FBIsurveillanceVan January 16, 2016
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True Freeman

A name given to someone whomst begs for money on cash app. The term was originally coined by Tyra a man who wears 2 left shoes. True freeman also can mean someone that is scared to open up about their sexuality. It also refers to a person who does not love his son or find his wife attractive. It also can be a term used to describe someone who does not pay taxes. Or runs a puppy mill in their home. Also may refer to someone who has sexual desires towards dawn dish soap. A true freeman has many security cameras that protect his puppy mills. True freeman also refers to a man that runs many under the table and unsuccessful business ventures.

"Negligent Discharge in city limits"
I watched "True Freemans" stream yesterday it was dogshit.

"True Freeman" shot his floor with a pink AR

"True Freeman" burns trash in his backyard.

"True Freeman" has star crunch on his lips.

"True Freeman" loves his dead daddy.

"True Freeman" abuses animals.

BLOCK DA BITCH - "true freeman"

"Den aint eben ma teef"

"True Freeman", jacks off his dogs.

True semen

'True Freeman' makes money in multiple ways.

"True Freeman" is fucking insane.

"Why you leave the toilet seat up"

Im not ya bro, bruh.

"True Freeman" wants you to undrunk yo self.
by Darius moore December 4, 2021
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django freeman

The most bad ass black man to ever kill white folk for money
"This is my deputy, Django Freeman."
by ImHeisenberg April 21, 2014
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