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freeberg

The Freeberg. Originated in the mid 90's by a man named Pete Freeberg. This is the process of rolling up paper towels into big balls, wetting them and throwing them at people or places. They can be as small as golf balls up to the size of a big melon.

To make these you simply use paper towels or toilet paper from any source that you don't own like public restrooms etc. Simply wet the ball of paper under a sink with luke warm water and compress them gently with hands to remove excess water. This will make them very explosive, easier to throw and less conspicuous before the attack. The final step is to find a person or surface to chuck this thing at. Best results are achieved on flat surfaces.

**NOTE: The longer the water sits on the paper ball the more explosive the results will be when it hits its target.
I was in class the other day and when the teacher turned her back my buddy freeberged the chalkboard!!

Did you see Bob freeberg Chad's wall the other day?

We were freeberging at the party and it got out of control.
by Danny Oceanz December 15, 2009
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when hell freezes over

signifies that something will never, ever happen.
1: so when will the Bengals win the Super Bowl?
2: when hell freezes over, that's when.
by KRHimself November 29, 2004
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freeness

The act of recieving goods and or services for no cost. Often accomplished by knowing someone who works at particular location. Best places to know someone include a bar, the movies, or a clothing store.
Steve: Hey you want to go hang out?

Gary: Yea lets hit the bar and the mall, I know some guys that can hook us up with some free shit.

Steve: Freeness!!!
by TheTerrible Tim 2.0 March 19, 2008
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freebusch

, All natural , no shave , freebusch beaver club ,
My sister never shaved her vagina she rocks her freebusch. 🤘

John was about to get lucky, till Stacey noticed his freebusch outside his boxer briefs.
by F.U.S.B.O. November 28, 2017
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till hell freezes over

forever(use caution with hell)
We will probably have to wait till hell freezes over to explore another galaxy.
by Light Joker December 21, 2004
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freebasic

FreeBASIC - as the name suggests - is a completely free, open-source, 32-bit BASIC compiler, with the syntax the most compatible possible with MS-QuickBASIC, that adds new features such as pointers, unsigned data types, inline-assembly and many others.
Declare Function ioperm Alias "ioperm" (ByVal from as uinteger, byval num as uinteger, byval turn_on as integer) as integer
by dumbledore of freebasica August 3, 2005
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freebase cocaine

Cocaine freed from impurites by treatment (usually with ether) by heating it to produce vapors for inhalation. When you create freebbase you neutralize the HCI, leaving you with pure cocaine. This is commonly confused with crack, which is typically 2 parts cocaine, 1 part baking soda and a little water heated gently to form crystals, which the user then smokes/inhales. Both are derived from cocaine and the effects are similar but freebase and crack are not created equal.
While watching a friend create freebase cocaine:

"Man, I thought freebasing and smoking crack was the same thing. Naw, dude. The freebase is the pure stuff. Crack ain't worth shit."
by Renay J January 28, 2008
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