Frazer
Frazer by Flockhat133 February 1, 2020
Frazer
*Frazer*
_/ˈfreɪ.zər/_ noun
1. A mythical fitness wraith said to appear behind unsuspecting gym-goers when his name is uttered thrice — often mid-cheat-day — whispering "Don't eat rice, re."
2. Neighbourhood surveillance specialist: Commonly found perched near a window with a mug of tea and binoculars, monitoring local activity under the noble guise of "just checking if Joaquim has a new car or a new affair."
3. Unofficial medical marvel: Possesses the supernatural ability to diagnose conditions such as pregnancy with x-ray vision, and MRIs with nothing more than a swab of saliva and a raised eyebrow.
4. Domestic deity: Derives deep personal joy from the scent of fabric softener and the sight of spin cycles. Known to speak softly to his beloved blue curtain, when he thinks no one is watching.
5. Vera-vore: Shows a mysterious and unwavering inclination toward older women named Vera. Sociologists remain baffled.
_/ˈfreɪ.zər/_ noun
1. A mythical fitness wraith said to appear behind unsuspecting gym-goers when his name is uttered thrice — often mid-cheat-day — whispering "Don't eat rice, re."
2. Neighbourhood surveillance specialist: Commonly found perched near a window with a mug of tea and binoculars, monitoring local activity under the noble guise of "just checking if Joaquim has a new car or a new affair."
3. Unofficial medical marvel: Possesses the supernatural ability to diagnose conditions such as pregnancy with x-ray vision, and MRIs with nothing more than a swab of saliva and a raised eyebrow.
4. Domestic deity: Derives deep personal joy from the scent of fabric softener and the sight of spin cycles. Known to speak softly to his beloved blue curtain, when he thinks no one is watching.
5. Vera-vore: Shows a mysterious and unwavering inclination toward older women named Vera. Sociologists remain baffled.
After a young boy called Oliver accidentally said “Frazer” too many times near the squat rack, a wild Frazer appeared, clutching a Tupperware of boiled chicken, muttering about creatine, and asking Oliver what was wrong with his face.
Frazer by Re of light July 2, 2025
Frazer
Big gimpy virgin, massive pedo, hangs around primary schools, wanks off to game of thrones, gay, massive pe.... do, would have an underage girlfriend if he knew how to speak to the huzz
oh my god is that frazer, what a lanky spaghetti looking prick, i bet he loves kids, he is a man who loves kids
Frazer by mushroompie October 22, 2025
Frazer James
a psycho bloke who comes from Blackpool. When sober, is generally sarcastic - which to people he dont know, gives really bad first impressions , and is genreally good at computers. HOWEVER
feed him some alcohol and he becomes a psychotic woman raping whore. Tells his friends how he would like to do shot girls one handed, and finds it difficult to not shout out to fit birds how nice their ass is, regardless whether or not their boyfriends are present.
feed him some alcohol and he becomes a psychotic woman raping whore. Tells his friends how he would like to do shot girls one handed, and finds it difficult to not shout out to fit birds how nice their ass is, regardless whether or not their boyfriends are present.
Friend : hi Stu, who is your friend... he's a fuckin nutcase. He shouted to some bird that she was fit then her moche boyfriend jumpped on his back and cut his ear open... then he got headbutted by a police horse!!
Me : ROFLMAOLOLZBBQ... thats Frazer James
Me : ROFLMAOLOLZBBQ... thats Frazer James
Frazer James by Shelly February 3, 2005
Frazer Ryan Eastman
Frazer Ryan Eastman is a guy who is weird, derpy, and he makes up songs in Skype conversations...
Basically he's a weirdy.
Basically he's a weirdy.
Frazer Ryan Eastman by HiFrazer December 2, 2011
frazer russel
A person who got arrested for arson.
A person who isn't very good at computer games.
A person less than Andy Holden.
Gets raped on counter strike an makes fun of andy for overeacting and then acts the same fucking way. gunt
A person who isn't very good at computer games.
A person less than Andy Holden.
Gets raped on counter strike an makes fun of andy for overeacting and then acts the same fucking way. gunt
frazer russel by andrew McHolden April 7, 2005
frazer jones
Frazer is a young man/boy who is extremely loving and nice most Frazer Jones have blue eyes and brown or ginger hair and if you have a friend named Frazer Jones make sure you keep him close you are sure to fall in love with him and he will protect you until the end
Girl 1: OMG is that Frazer Jones
Girl 2: yes he is so caring you should talk to him
Girl 1: he is so hot
Girl 2: yes he is so caring you should talk to him
Girl 1: he is so hot
frazer jones by Deane Sheffield November 30, 2018
More from Urban Dictionary