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Anal Frankenstine

the act of sticking eight fingers into an anal cavity facing your hands outward and sticking your penis in-between the backs of your hands and commencing coitis.
Yo, I straight Anal frankenstine'd your mother.
by SOAK666 September 24, 2013
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Frankenstein

Verb. To combine two things in a crude manner, in which the component parts are still easily visible.
I was hungry but I wanted neither the fish nor the chicken, so I took a needle and thread and frankensteined them together.
by Buddy9090 July 5, 2011
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frankenskank

A woman who has achieved a skank-like appearance through the use of cosmetic surgery and/or other artificial means.
Man, her plastic surgeon needs to have his license revoked. He made her look like Britney Spears after blowing a stegosaurus. Yea, she looks like a fucking Frankenskank.
by jjeeffff August 14, 2007
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Frankenstein switch

A deus ex machina used to perform an extremely complex task in one fell swoop. Often used sarcastically to imply that a task presumed easy is in fact difficult or impossible to automate.

Takes its name from the huge levers used in black and white Frankenstein films to activate the elaborate mechanism used to reanimate The Creature, usually resulting in electrical discharge and cries of "it's alive!!!"
Boss: "Can you migrate all of our users to the new database, change the domain of everyone's email and redirect all traffic to the new datacentre ASAP?"

IT staff: "Sure. I'll just pull this Frankenstein switch..."
by sproates April 13, 2010
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Frankenstein Weed

A new strain of Cannabis Sativa which, after smoking, makes you walk like Frankenstein, i.e., lock-kneed, arms out in front, moaning... basically, the desired effect.
Yo, that cat can't even walk down the STREET.
Shit, he just took two hits of Frankenstein weed. He's lucky he could even get UP.
by pyrolorde1 March 20, 2011
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Political Frankenstein

A politician who becomes monstrously notorious or infamous, usually for their outrageously controversial behavior or ridiculously bombastic statements. Once the resulting monster is unleashed, the media usually has a field day with it and even the powers-that-be seemingly cannot regain control of it and make it go away.
Sarah Palin and Rod Blagojevich are probably the two biggest Political Frankensteins of the past couple years.
by dookeyboy January 12, 2011
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Frankenstank

When an amateur scientist creates a male human from a collection of appendages and organs, then proceeds to engage in intercourse with his creation and find himself repulsed by its smell.
Dr. David: It's alive! It's alive!

(Creature groans; they make love)

Dr. David: Damn, this shit is musky. That be some Frankenstank!
by Baby Got Bareback November 24, 2009
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