Al Franken

A former writer for Saturday Night Live, now better known as a liberal activist and comedy writer. Has incited the wrath of many a conservative mainly for cheerfully shoving their own slimeball tactics back in their face. Currently getting very rich off a stupid lawsuit filed by Fox News and dismissed by a very annoyed judge.

"The nice thing about Al Franken is that he doesn't take himself anywhere near as seriously as Michael Moore."

by Brian X September 21, 2003

franken hole

an extremely monstrous butt hole

kiss my franken hole!

by chuckybubbles August 22, 2010

franken paper

copying and pasteing different sentences from different essay websites to create a untracable plagiarized essay.

this is to simple to understand no example is needed for franken paper

by Tylerwbubs August 3, 2007

Franken-phone

A functional mobile cellular communications device that is cobbled together from various random, unusable or even un-related components.

Shit, man. That new iPhone costs over a grand! $250 hot or off the Dark-Net...Looks like I get to keep my Chinese Franken-phone 'till those prices drop to reasonable.

by YAWA February 12, 2020

Al Franken

Defiantly not the liberal version of Rush Limbaugh. Al Franken tells the truth and always makes a correction if he makes a mistake, no matter how minor. Rush Limbaugh deliberately lies, but Republicans have to lie because if they told the truth no one except the wealthiest 2% of the population that benefit from their policies would vote for them. Al Franken is a centrist and the most conservative host on the liberal Air America Radio network.

Al Franken is going to be a senator from Minnesota after 2008.

by Juan Gomez May 10, 2005

franken-gun

Any firearm built of after market parts. Usually used to refer to AR-15's or 1911's/clones. Common practice for shooters who like to "roll their own" so to speak.

a: Dude sweet AR, what kind is it?
b: Its a Bushmaster lower, Olympic upper and a DPMS barrel.
a: So its a franken-gun?
b: Yeah.

by budgieramone January 15, 2004

franken tits

An oddly shaped breast or abnormal scars from a boob job

Yo you see melissa flash at the party last night? I told you that was a clowned up boob job! Thats what you call Franken tits

by Big ol' red February 4, 2007