Lady Fakessi is peruvian anti-folk band. A project from malicia love and jingo blue. The name refers to an italian girl of middle class that likes to fuck a lot, hence Fakessi.
Initially it was Fornella di Fakessi, being Fornella for fornication. All their songs are sarcastic and many times refer to rare sexual events and situations of everyday life with a very cynical attitude.
Initially it was Fornella di Fakessi, being Fornella for fornication. All their songs are sarcastic and many times refer to rare sexual events and situations of everyday life with a very cynical attitude.
Cool Guy 1: I heard this new band that is kinda funny. Lady Fakessi, heard of it?
Uncool Guy 2: Nah, never. Should I?
Cool Guy 1: Totally, man! They are awesome!
Uncool Guy 2: Nah, never. Should I?
Cool Guy 1: Totally, man! They are awesome!
by malicia love October 30, 2012
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Man, Mandy is such trailer trash. I did her doggy style even though her whole butt was encrusted with buttflakes. Each thrust i drilled into her shook off more buttflakes, creating a thick green mist of butt flakes, and I gagged.
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The act of taking a bowl of banana corn flakes and jizzing over it then mixing it in thoroughly. Once done, pour the bowl of flakes in a bitches ass crack and let it maranate for several days. Then take a rusty spork and scoop out the baked flakes. Once done put the flakes into a fancy bowl, and take the bitch and lactate her tittys for some milk. Then let the flakes get soggy in the bowl and then stur and enjoy!
Tyler enjoys titty sprinkles on his crusty banana ass flakes.
A Real OG: "Yo nigga my bitch let me make some crusty bannana ass flakes"
The Nigga: "FO REALLLZZZZZ?!?!?!?!"
A Real OG: "Yo nigga my bitch let me make some crusty bannana ass flakes"
The Nigga: "FO REALLLZZZZZ?!?!?!?!"
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"I just picked up a pair of the new Old Navy Crotch Flake jeans."
"I'm bringing my new Crotch Flakes on vacation."
"I'm bringing my new Crotch Flakes on vacation."
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Did you make Emma breakfast this morning?
Yes, I gave her a huge serve of hot special flakes in bed.
Yes, I gave her a huge serve of hot special flakes in bed.
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