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crack fracking

Fingering someone's bum until they fart.
1. Matt crack fracked Brett last night.

2. Janet loves crack fracking. She extracted my gases last night by fracking my crack.
by broberra July 5, 2018
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Frickity Frack

A way of not swearing and gaining yourself a catch phrase. It is a brilliant word and anyone to use this word is a freakin queen and you should worship them with all your time and money. Especially if their name starts with M, in this case you may as well sacrifice yourself for them, they are so worthy and amazing. YOU ARE WELCOME WORLD!
I dropped my phone
"Frickity Frack"
by Stars and Moons March 11, 2021
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Fracking

A new way of extracting oil from shale deposits via hydraulic fracturing. Unfortunately whoever came up with the name never saw Battlestar Galactica.
Have you heard about the fracking they're doing for oil? I don't think prices are high enough for me to start fracking people for it.
by WarHighlander March 9, 2011
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Mo-frackie

man Keegan sure is a Mo-frackie
by Landon November 22, 2003
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bean fracking

Inserting one's fingers between two women's scissoring vaginas.
I had to forcibly inject some Astroglide between the vulvae to properly extract those sweet, sweet beans. I hope the envirovaginalists don't protest our bean fracking.
by jacktripper3 December 17, 2011
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ass-fracking

When one washes his undercarriage (ass, balls and taint - the whole 9 yards) using high pressure water device, such as a hand-held shower head on jet-pulse mode.
I have been traveling for a good week now. I tell you what, when I get home I am gonna have to double up on my ass-fracking to make myself feel clean again.

I just don't feel complete unless I ass-frack.
by Mcdizzle August 11, 2014
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Fracking

The process of injecting semen at high-pressure into butt cavity to extract gas and/or turds. Frequently used to relieve constipation.
Subject 1: Babe, I’m so constipated.

Subject 2: Don’t worry I’ll give you a good fracking tonight. Frack that shit right out of you.
by Poopsnot Alot May 25, 2019
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