Old fashioned yet way superior way to write. If used PROPERLY, they can be made to write with different thicknesses and consistencies, and they require little pressure to write. How can you not like a pen you have control over that doesn't give you arthritis?
Wow, that chick in class writing with the fountainpen has style!
The only correct way to write, and the superior writing instrument. All other writing instruments cower in fear under the superiority of fountain pens.
Roses are red, students pay rent, fountain pens are the superior writing instrument
Hey, is that a fountain pen? Why, yes it is. May I hold it? HELL NO BITCH IT'S MY FUCKINGBABY!
Lady that is terrible at texting while walking in the mall then falling into the mall water fountain while still texting. After falling in, she must sue the mall where she fell into the water fountain for not having anybody come to her aid. You also must have an IQ of less than 70.
Girl at the mall: nutting much, just txting u while walking in the mall
Boy: Oh, how awesome! Doing anything later?
Girl: naa, im probably ju.... Blrblblbrrr *Falls into water fountain*
Girl says to herself, "Where did this giant fountain come from and why is nobody coming to my aid for falling into this fountain while i was texting?!?! It's time to go sue the mall for making fun of my retardedness and for not helping me out!"
The girl is now known as the "Fountain Lady." Just do what she did and you could be a fountain lady or fountain boy, too!