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Goon-of-fortune

Goon-of-fortune can be played at any good party, or gives any shit party a good kick. All that is needed is a goon bag and a clothesline. Everyone takes his or her position under the clothesline & the bag is pegged on. The clothesline is spun around while everyone is singing the theme song for WHEEL-OF-FORTUNE. The lucky person the bag lands on gets to have a good mouthful & the bag line is spun again till everyone is too drunk to spin.

Goon-of-fortune is highly recommended for any party that has a “Hills Hoist” clothesline in the back yard.
'Let's hit the clothes line, its time to get fucked on Goon-of-fortune!!!!'
by Alice.F June 11, 2006
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Peter Fortune

The man whore version of a dinner whore. One who targets unsuspecting wealthy older women, for Expensive dinners and golden diamond encrusted baubles.
Joe is such a Peter Fortune he'll bang any old bitch for dinner and shiny gems.
by Betty Jugs October 8, 2007
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man of fortune

(noun) A pirate, what pirates call them selves to not admit to being a pirate. this was used in the book treasure island
old billy there used to be a man of fortune before he lost his leg, I heard that he killed hundreds and bedded so many wenches it's not even funny.
by Eric Anthony June 24, 2007
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Doing a Jason Fortuny

Collecting others' sensitive, detailed BDSM or other sexual information on-line as the result of a hoax solicitation and publishing the results, while claiming it is an "experiment" for entertainment or shock value. A notorious example of craigslist abuse which occurred in the Seattle metro area in early September 2006. Fortuny posed as a dom sub female in search of a masterful top male. Over a hundred males, some of who were married, responded, and Fortuny constructively outed them all. He named names, addresses, phone numbers and included all pictures, text transcripts, face and XXX shots.
I'm so embarrassed: I just learned someone is doing a Jason Fortuny on me about my on-line sex ad.
by SF Skipster September 22, 2006
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jayme fortune

Pro skateboarder from Portland, OR who got his start with Powell and Santa Cruz. Now rides for True Love Collective.
Check out Jayme Fortune's part in Sane...it's epic!
by dodgersgirl April 25, 2007
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fortune cookie

by AYB February 19, 2003
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Fan of Fortune

Sports fans who support any bandwagon team such as Brazil or Barcelona.
Eric: Did you see the soccer match last week?

Martin: Ya I am so happy that Barcelona beat Madrid!

Eric: What? I thought you were a Madrid fan! You are such a fan of fortune!
by Tukebeard December 4, 2010
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